Nightcrawler
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One dreary day last week, I was busily sweeping the floor of the VA Veterans Home where I work part-time. Floor-sweeping was drilled into me by the Army; I can do it reflexively, using just the brain stem, freeing up the higher brain to contemplate more interesting matters.
So I got to thinking: what all guns would I want, if I could just wish for them and get them? No, that's too easy. I'd be there all day.
So, I made some rules. Ten handguns, ten long guns. Any make or model currenly or recently in production/distribution. That means, things that are or have recently been available from your dealer, from the C&R importers, etc. Nothing super rare or exceptionally valuable; nothing which I'd never be able to afford individually. Nothing I couldn't legally own without jumping through BATF paperwork.
Oh, and I could have all the accessories for each rifle that I wanted. Custom guns are allowed.
So, with that in mind, here's what I came up with:
LONG GUNS
1. -FAL Rifle, .308 caliber. DSA type II metric receiver, 21" chrome lined barrel. Lightweight fake muzzle break, pending the end of the AWB, after which it'd be removed, the barrel shortened slightly and threaded, and an L1A1 flashhider installed. Penguin humpback buttstock, Ego G3 grip, DSA bipod-cut handguards. DSA quick-detach light bipod. Extreme Duty scope mount, Leupold QD rings, DSA 4x24mm Tactical scope (Made by IOR Valada). 50x twenty round magazines, 20x thirty round magazines.
2. -M1 Garand Rifle, .30-06 caliber. Orion 7 Enterprises Select Grade. M1907 sling, 100x enbloc clips, 10" bayonet. Proper buttstock cleaning kit and oiler, USGI manual.
3. -M1 Garand Rifle, .308 caliber. Springfield Armory new production. Smith Enterprises shortened to 18", M1D flashhider installed. Fitted with black synthetic stock, black GI M16 sling.
4. -Romak-3 Rifle, 7.62x54mmR caliber. Buttstock replaced with fitted ATI "Dragunov" style stock, handguard painted to match. RSA adjustable trigger installed. Russian 8x42mm scope/mount, with 800m visible laser. 20x ten round magazines, sling. Recoil buffer installed.
5. -Robinson VEPR II rifle, .308 caliber. Fitted with Ultimak scope mount, see-through rings and 2.5x scout scope. Harris bipod. 30x ten round magazines, 5x five round magazines. Recoil buffer installed.
6. -Arsenal Inc. SAM-7S AKM type rifle, 7.62x39mm caliber. Fitted with 1" extended buttstock and Ergo G3-style grip. Available Russian 4x24mm scope/mount, 30x thirty round magazines, 20x forty round magazines, 5x seventy-five round drums. Possibly fitted with a Mojo peep sight.
7. -Winchester 95 lever rifle, .30-06 caliber. One of those field grade new production models you see from time to time, not the fancy engraved ones. Lyman tang sight installed if possible (though I've heard they have tang safeties).
8. -Winchester 92 lever carbine, .45 Colt caliber. That limited edition 16" Trapper model that CDNN has currently.
9. -Saiga 12 Shotgun, 12 Guage. 19" defense model, with adjustable sights. Slip-on recoil pad installed. Late production model with the bolt fixed so you can insert a fully loaded mag with the bolt forward. 20x five round magazines, 20x eight round magazines (yes, they're legal, just rare).
10. -Mossberg 590A1, 12 Gauge. 20" heavy barrel model, with ghost ring sights. "Bantam" stock installed (the factory Mossberg stock is too long for my taste). USGI M7 bayonet.
HANDGUNS
1. -Ruger Redhawk, .45 Colt caliber. Stainless model, shortened to 4.5". Nice grips, Tyler T-Grip installed. Action job. 10x speedloaders.
2. -Ruger GP100, .357 Magnum caliber. 4" stainless model, adjustable sights. Action job, 10x speedloaders.
3. -Ruger SP101, .357 Magnum caliber. 3" barrel model, Eagle Secret Service Grips. Action job.
4. -Ruger SP101, .357 Magnum caliber. 2" hammerless model, possibly also with Eagle Secret Service Grips. Action job.
5. -Colt New Roll Mark Government Model, .45ACP caliber. 5" blued model, ambidextrious (non-extended) safety installed. 10x Colt seven round magazines, 10x Chip McCormick eight round Powermags, 10x Chip McCormick ten round Powermags.
6. -CZ-97B, .45ACP caliber. Modified with an EAA Witness ambidextrious safety, full length steel guide rod, Wolff 16lb recol spring. 20x ten round magazines.
7. -RPB USA MPA-10 MAC style pistol, .45ACP caliber. Top-cocking model, with "safety extension". Second upper receiver, side-cocker with scope mount. Third upper receiver, the 16" carbine upper with the scope mount, and the detachable buttstock. 30x thirty round like new USGI Grease Gun magazines.
8. -Polish Tokarev, 7.62x25mm. Preferably with the aftermarket safety not installed, if possible. 10x eight round magazines.
9. -US FireArms Company Rodeo, .45 Colt caliber. 5.5" barrel model. Debated this or Ruger single action, decided to go traditional.
10. -Ruger Mk. II, .22LR caliber. 5" stainless bull barrel model. 10x ten round magazines.
WELL! I think that about sums things up nicely. Pretty well-rounded collection, I think. No, I wouldn't be content with just those, but it'd be a nice start.
So I got to thinking: what all guns would I want, if I could just wish for them and get them? No, that's too easy. I'd be there all day.
So, I made some rules. Ten handguns, ten long guns. Any make or model currenly or recently in production/distribution. That means, things that are or have recently been available from your dealer, from the C&R importers, etc. Nothing super rare or exceptionally valuable; nothing which I'd never be able to afford individually. Nothing I couldn't legally own without jumping through BATF paperwork.
Oh, and I could have all the accessories for each rifle that I wanted. Custom guns are allowed.
So, with that in mind, here's what I came up with:
LONG GUNS
1. -FAL Rifle, .308 caliber. DSA type II metric receiver, 21" chrome lined barrel. Lightweight fake muzzle break, pending the end of the AWB, after which it'd be removed, the barrel shortened slightly and threaded, and an L1A1 flashhider installed. Penguin humpback buttstock, Ego G3 grip, DSA bipod-cut handguards. DSA quick-detach light bipod. Extreme Duty scope mount, Leupold QD rings, DSA 4x24mm Tactical scope (Made by IOR Valada). 50x twenty round magazines, 20x thirty round magazines.
2. -M1 Garand Rifle, .30-06 caliber. Orion 7 Enterprises Select Grade. M1907 sling, 100x enbloc clips, 10" bayonet. Proper buttstock cleaning kit and oiler, USGI manual.
3. -M1 Garand Rifle, .308 caliber. Springfield Armory new production. Smith Enterprises shortened to 18", M1D flashhider installed. Fitted with black synthetic stock, black GI M16 sling.
4. -Romak-3 Rifle, 7.62x54mmR caliber. Buttstock replaced with fitted ATI "Dragunov" style stock, handguard painted to match. RSA adjustable trigger installed. Russian 8x42mm scope/mount, with 800m visible laser. 20x ten round magazines, sling. Recoil buffer installed.
5. -Robinson VEPR II rifle, .308 caliber. Fitted with Ultimak scope mount, see-through rings and 2.5x scout scope. Harris bipod. 30x ten round magazines, 5x five round magazines. Recoil buffer installed.
6. -Arsenal Inc. SAM-7S AKM type rifle, 7.62x39mm caliber. Fitted with 1" extended buttstock and Ergo G3-style grip. Available Russian 4x24mm scope/mount, 30x thirty round magazines, 20x forty round magazines, 5x seventy-five round drums. Possibly fitted with a Mojo peep sight.
7. -Winchester 95 lever rifle, .30-06 caliber. One of those field grade new production models you see from time to time, not the fancy engraved ones. Lyman tang sight installed if possible (though I've heard they have tang safeties).
8. -Winchester 92 lever carbine, .45 Colt caliber. That limited edition 16" Trapper model that CDNN has currently.
9. -Saiga 12 Shotgun, 12 Guage. 19" defense model, with adjustable sights. Slip-on recoil pad installed. Late production model with the bolt fixed so you can insert a fully loaded mag with the bolt forward. 20x five round magazines, 20x eight round magazines (yes, they're legal, just rare).
10. -Mossberg 590A1, 12 Gauge. 20" heavy barrel model, with ghost ring sights. "Bantam" stock installed (the factory Mossberg stock is too long for my taste). USGI M7 bayonet.
HANDGUNS
1. -Ruger Redhawk, .45 Colt caliber. Stainless model, shortened to 4.5". Nice grips, Tyler T-Grip installed. Action job. 10x speedloaders.
2. -Ruger GP100, .357 Magnum caliber. 4" stainless model, adjustable sights. Action job, 10x speedloaders.
3. -Ruger SP101, .357 Magnum caliber. 3" barrel model, Eagle Secret Service Grips. Action job.
4. -Ruger SP101, .357 Magnum caliber. 2" hammerless model, possibly also with Eagle Secret Service Grips. Action job.
5. -Colt New Roll Mark Government Model, .45ACP caliber. 5" blued model, ambidextrious (non-extended) safety installed. 10x Colt seven round magazines, 10x Chip McCormick eight round Powermags, 10x Chip McCormick ten round Powermags.
6. -CZ-97B, .45ACP caliber. Modified with an EAA Witness ambidextrious safety, full length steel guide rod, Wolff 16lb recol spring. 20x ten round magazines.
7. -RPB USA MPA-10 MAC style pistol, .45ACP caliber. Top-cocking model, with "safety extension". Second upper receiver, side-cocker with scope mount. Third upper receiver, the 16" carbine upper with the scope mount, and the detachable buttstock. 30x thirty round like new USGI Grease Gun magazines.
8. -Polish Tokarev, 7.62x25mm. Preferably with the aftermarket safety not installed, if possible. 10x eight round magazines.
9. -US FireArms Company Rodeo, .45 Colt caliber. 5.5" barrel model. Debated this or Ruger single action, decided to go traditional.
10. -Ruger Mk. II, .22LR caliber. 5" stainless bull barrel model. 10x ten round magazines.
WELL! I think that about sums things up nicely. Pretty well-rounded collection, I think. No, I wouldn't be content with just those, but it'd be a nice start.