the health mafia - uninvited guests

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No interviews, no surveys, no opinion polls, no other intrusion. My time is not for sale to bleeding hearts with an agenda.
 
Beren
NO way, get....er, wait, $45 you say? Will Wal-Mart accept it? Really?
meet Erebus
I smoke 11 packs a day, drink a bottle of Jack for breakfast, mix heroin with my insuline for lunch and am slowly acclamating myself to blowfish toxin while I eat sushi for dinner.

My doctor says my liver is like tire rubber, my heart is ready to explode, my prostate is bigger than my head and I need a partial colon replacement due to some kinda fungus. Wanna see?
A few hours later, Beren walks out of Wal-Mart with 4-5 9mm value packs!
:evil:
 
My answer:

"I have nothing to say to you, other than: Get off my property before I call the sheriff and report a trespasser who has refused my lawful order to leave." *whipping out cellphone, dialing in 911 but not hitting 'Send' yet*
 
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