Brian Williams
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Thank you LawDog!!!!!!
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Brian Dale
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garrettwc,
You have a serious amount of laugh-'til-your-eyes-water reading to catch up on.
You have a serious amount of laugh-'til-your-eyes-water reading to catch up on.
Smoke
Member
Just when you think he can't top his last tale.........he does.
Mauserlady
Member
Boy I sure needed a good belly laugh today... Thanks...
Chuck Dye
Member
Uh, oh...
Definitely a tale worth sending to deserving friends and family. The High Road and The Firing Line need a little explanation for the uninitiated, which I provided, complete with links. It was not until AFTER I hit the send button that I realized that I described Lawdog as
a founding member…
Thanks, Lawdog, and SATC!
Definitely a tale worth sending to deserving friends and family. The High Road and The Firing Line need a little explanation for the uninitiated, which I provided, complete with links. It was not until AFTER I hit the send button that I realized that I described Lawdog as
a founding member…
Thanks, Lawdog, and SATC!
Hemicuda
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One of these fine days, I'm gonna take a little road trip, and when I find myself in his area, I'm gonna buy LawDog a beer or 3... Shiner Bock will do...
I have been GREATLY entertained over the years by his tales...
I have been GREATLY entertained over the years by his tales...
Gus Dddysgrl
Member
I came in to work with a headache and dad told me I HAD to I just HAD to read this. I had no idea what to expect. Well this story took away my headache and made for a great beginning to a hopefully great day. Thanks for the laugh. (shakes head and thinks: Poor dude. )
Now that I've printed out all the other stories to read later I think I'm gonna go drink my coffee and decide which ones to take and read to my sick fiancee.
Gus
Now that I've printed out all the other stories to read later I think I'm gonna go drink my coffee and decide which ones to take and read to my sick fiancee.
Gus
NewShooter78
Member
To bad we can't see something like this on Cops.
Crimper-D
Member
Thanks Lawdog, I Needed that!
However... Next time I see one of your 'Dawg' posts, I'm putting the plasticthingy over my keyboard
Someone about 50posts back in this thread mentioned the Cops vs. the Samoans I think I'm familiar with that neighborhood... 
The only thing worse is the bodycount at the annual Queens Birthday Soccer game - between the Samoans and the Tongalese!
Kinda like a riot between drunken homacidal Sumo Wrestlers! = The local cops keep score, but refrain from outright participation.
I like your tale better.
However... Next time I see one of your 'Dawg' posts, I'm putting the plasticthingy over my keyboard
Someone about 50posts back in this thread mentioned the Cops vs. the Samoans
I think I'm familiar with that neighborhood... The only thing worse is the bodycount at the annual Queens Birthday Soccer game - between the Samoans and the Tongalese!
Kinda like a riot between drunken homacidal Sumo Wrestlers! = The local cops keep score, but refrain from outright participation.
I like your tale better.
Gopher
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Prodigalshooter
Member
Heh, heh, heh, you won't see that on "Law & Order" any time soon!
Dannyboy
Member
My buddy sent me that in an email yesterday. I was sitting there reading it thinking that it had to be LawDog. I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard.
jhisaac1
Member
If you don't, I'm sure we could take a collection and get you one.
Selfdfenz
Member
"I'm here to tell you, folks, things went rodeo from there. "
I hope I never forget that line as long as I live.
S-
I hope I never forget that line as long as I live.
S-
Hawkeye755
Member
Dawg, nothing like one of your posts to liven up my day. You truly have a gife for writing.
This just goings to prove that truth is stranger than fiction.
This just goings to prove that truth is stranger than fiction.
Min
Member
So, it seems kinda unfair to Opal. She did feed him and clothe him...and what did she get in the end?
Preacherman
Member
Min, I SOOOOO want to reply to your question... but being on The High Road, I can't!
Jim March
Member
I added this one to my archive.
It's a good'un.
You know, Alan Gottlieb publishes small booklets of various sorts on gunnie subjects. There might be enough material here already to make up such a thing.
Want me to ask?
It's a good'un.
You know, Alan Gottlieb publishes small booklets of various sorts on gunnie subjects. There might be enough material here already to make up such a thing.
Want me to ask?
bogie
Member
Accurate Press may also be a concept. But hey, they _really_ need to be a running column in SWAT magazine... We've got enough for a year's worth already, right?
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