The lobster that knew too much

[erikm]

So how does one do that much damage to a cooler with two rounds. ?

IIRC repairing the cooling elements in a fridge requires precision welding followed by xray checks. Since you're welding, you have to refill the fridge's coolant and clean up spillage Then there's the costs made to clean and decontaminate (to food grade) the fridge. Those things add up, especially when lawyers get involved

Cheers,
ErikM

 

[telewinz]

No doubt about it, that lobster was a lousy RED Commie infilTRAITOR. Two shots to the base of the neck, yep, execution style. Thumbs-up (or claws) for Homeland security.

 

[Holly76201]

He was in an accounting seminar all day, but couldn't 'account' for 2 rounds fired? Sets off my bs detector?

And MattG: good writin'

 

[RustyHammer]

... wonder if he lubed his gun with melted butter after the shoot?

 

[Archie]

To use the late Steve Allen's line....

"...but seriously, folks...."

Okay... I can easily accept the influence of alcohol in this episode very easily. Still, there had to be some reason (screwy as it may have been) to prompt him to fire his pistol. That reason will probably never be released to the public.

Now that the agent in question is sober, he may not want anyone to know. If I shot my refridgerator, I'd be pretty mum about it, too.

Just goes to show it takes all kinds. And he can't be all bad, he carries a 45.

 

[ScottsGT]

FBI, Hummmmm. Sounds like an X File!
The FBI wanted him to appear to be drunk, while in actuality, it was an alien he was after. Did'nt anyone see the Ultra Man shows back in the '70's? Remember the Lobster alien the Japanese were fighting? Sounds like an FBI coverup to me

Al Queda who? we've got giant lobster men from Mars to worry about!