RevDisk
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BTW, Dev Null, the ASP is at least arguably illegal to possess in Illinois. There's language that forbids a "blackjack, bludgeon" and a few other names for whacking implements, but doesn't specifically say "baton" or "stick." It sounds crazy, but if they decided to call your ASP a "bludgeon" you'd be in some trouble. I believe it's a misdemeanor, though.
What about canes? Buddy of mine used to practice some martial art that used them. Only needs minimal training to be adequate. Plus, people hold the door open for you.