this is my ninja-ed rifle! there are many like it but this one is MINE!

[KriegHund]

OoO a horizontala 'verticle' grip and an actually verticle verticle grip would be uber tactical.

 

[demusn1979]

spooky,you wouldn't get no candy at my stoop!

 

[Cosmoline]

That's standard gear for Halloween in Spenard!

 

[Sistema1927]

Spiff is well aware of his body build. He's got a big enough personality to even make fun of it himself, without other people continually picking at it. And I'll wager if he had a nickel for everybody who told him to lose weight, and try the Atkins, South Beach...

I was just waiting for somebody in this thread to start that. It didn't take long.

If you will check, I wasn't the first.

However, John Candy was funny, Chris Farley was funny, John Belushi was funny. Too bad they didn't live long enough to make more people laugh.

 

[Billy Sparks]

a decent steak takes about 80 shots, medium rare

Then in that case I guess just around 30-40 shots will be fine for me, I prefer mine rare. Now if there was a way to get the baked potato ready....

 

[Brian Williams]

Potato slices colud be placed inside of the handguards with a light coat of oil and they would be baked to a crispy crunch with an additional mag or 2.

 

[Brian Dale]

i'm so tactical it will hurt you to look at me.

Ow!

Brian Williams is right, as always, if you want country fries or hash browns -- but for a whole, baked potato, you'll want to duct tape it to the top of the barrel forward of the front sight base. Start it cooking before the steak; it'll probably take 120 rounds or more before it's done.

 

[Henry Bowman]

I've said it before, but not in a while...

You Alaskans scare me.

 

[Bwana John]

I like to cook using the IR target designator. It is kind of hard on the battries.

 

[GunGoBoom]

I've said it before, but not in a while...

You Alaskans scare me.

+1. Didn't realize that Sportsman's Warehouse shirts were 'tactical'.

 

[R.H. Lee]

spiff- how does that look go over at MM's?

 

[spacemanspiff]

ahh they're alright, gewehr, the comments have been encouraging, not insulting.

rhlee, i havent eaten my wheaties today. MM's? michael moores? million mommies?

 

[R.H. Lee]

MM= Mad Myrna's. You still 'hang out' there, right?

 

[belton-deer-hunter]

i think we all have those tactical tummy's dont we.......? ok i know some of you ouit there do...... am i the only other one?? god i hope not

 

[spacemanspiff]

only when i'm feeling fab-u-lous!

and as i recall, its carebear who spends more time there than i do.

 

[Too Many Choices!?]

No Tac Tummy Yet, but I am working on turning my 6 pack to a keg!!!

I really could use a little more of a tac tummy. You guys try concealing a PT-145(compact), IWB, with a 26"-28" waist, and not have it print ...
Hell, atleast it's October now, and I can conceal my Glock 23(mid-sized), OWB in a Fobus, with either a wind breaker, or a,'Wife Beater", and unbuttoned over shirt..Plus the GLock can take 15 rounders instead of the factory 10 witht the Millinium...

PS- I need to drink more beer, this one a day is not getting the ball rollin' so to speak...
PSS- Nice GUN. I agree with you on the surefire raill covers, or ladder panels. Mine work great and don't get uncomfortably warm during either prolonged, or rapid fire strings...I got the barrel too hot to touch, but the rifle was fine to hold. I may grab a wider panel for the bottom but the side ladder panels feel great...Surefire handguard rocks, Thanx again for the endorsement Spaceman...

 

[Brian Williams]

If you got an extended Gas tube it could be wrapped around a Canteen cup to provide a place to ...









Dare I say it......













boil Veggies




well maybe H2o for coffee

 

[Cosmoline]

I've said it before, but not in a while...

You Alaskans scare me.

We are a terrifying bunch

 

[spacemanspiff]

you should see cosmo now, he looks like grizzly adams!

 

[MrTuffPaws]

Not to be rude or anything, but you look about 3 feet tall in that photo. Like a fatansy dwarf ninja.

 

[Kramer Krazy]

I just had to laugh.....not really at anything in the pictures itself, but I could picture a mini-movie clip of you dressed up like that, and running around like John Belushi did on the stairs to the building, just before breaking into the Dean's office in "Animal house".

 

[Cosmoline]

Not to be rude or anything, but you look about 3 feet tall in that photo. Like a fatansy dwarf ninja.

Spiff is indeed our fantasy ninja dwarf. But only at certain parties.

 

[Cosmoline]

you should see cosmo now, he looks like grizzly adams!

If Grizzly Adams went on a week long drunk in Spenard

 

[spacemanspiff]

i'm like Gimli without all the facial hair.

 

[pwrtool45]

I could picture a mini-movie clip of you dressed up like that, and running around like John Belushi did on the stairs to the building, just before breaking into the Dean's office in "Animal house".

Dude. You have to do this!

WRT the whole thread, I haven't laughed like this in awhile. Spiff, if you're ever down in AL, I'll buy you a beer.

heh