"Tresspassers will be shot"

[M249MachineGun]

Try this sign.

 

[748]

"I’d go with “Trespassers will be violated”. If they’ve seen "Deliverance”, they’ll get the message"

Next time I am alone with the stencle cutting machine I will make one.

 

[max popenker]

How bout one of them old school ruskie ones with some poor sucker getting shot in the back and big bold crylic letters proclaiming

This is more historically correct.
It says " Trespassing is forbidden - forbidden zone! guards are shooting without warning"

 

[trueblue1776]

Max, My favorite Russian sign was above a public toilet, it read "Stand closer, do not flatter itself."

 

[Cannonball888]

I’d go with “Trespassers will be violated”. If they’ve seen "Deliverance”, they’ll get the message.

Better: “Trespassers will be forced to squeal like pigs”

 

[alucard0822]

I think this one might do the trick

 

[Wedge]

Just use standard posted signs.

My uncle did put some signs with MUCH stronger language in his tree stands that were a good distance from the road. They were funnier more than anything, but he would be SO mad if someone else used his stand and we were family!

 

[twenty711]

My local range had some free stickers that say "Protected by Smith & Wesson"

 

[jfh]

for many years, my ex-wife's uncle

(now deceased) posted his ranch with this sign:

Surviving Trespassors Will Be Prosecuted​

 

[slimslam]

this is recommended
http://www.landrights.com/NoTrespassing.htm

Do you really own your land, or just color of title? If you pay property taxes, you don't own the land (feudel v. allodial title)

Also, check out http://www.backwoodshome.com/
Great magazine! Massad Ayoob writes a column for the mag!!

 

[jeepmor]

I love Oregon, but I'm guessing you're from the Southern portion where the liberal infection is not so prevalent.

Also, in Southern Oregon, you watch your step anyway if you have half a clue of the typical underground anyway.

There are no jeep trails on your land are there, please don't shoot at me, shoot with me.

jeepmor

 

[spankaveli]

There's a sign on some local property that says

No Hunting
No Fishing
No Nothing
GO HOME!

that should do the trick

 

[TallPine]

We have a sign in our dining room window that says:

"Do you believe in life after death?
Trespass here and find out!"



A friend gave the sign to me back when we had a pervert creeping around our place stalking our daughters. I didn't have any "no trespasing" type signs before that happened. Now the whole place is plastered, except some of the signs are succumbing to the elements.

 

[FieroCDSP]

I've always thought the "Achtung: Minen" German minefield signs were the best. I've been wanting to put one in the backyard with the dog doo. I do like the "There's nothing on this property worth your life" sign idea.

 

[RancidSumo]

Learn the law. If I remember correctly Oregon law states that the river bed up to the normal high water mark is considered " Public Property" and can be enjoyed by all. Know where the "normal" high water mark is, HINT; it isn't the rivers edge at summer flow. Driftwood might be an indicator of "normal " low water mark so add a little.

The government own the water and the fish but not the river bed (at least that is how it is here.) Some guy tried to pull that one on my grandparents land, he started fishing and my grandpa told him to get the hell off his property. He responded that the government owns the water and fish, not my grandpa. He told him, "Fine, if you can walk on water you can fish here all you want." My great grandma used to shoot there fishing poles from the porch with her rifle

 

[tinygnat219]

I like the "Rosie O'Donnell Grazing Area"

How about: "Jane Fonda Spotted Owl Conservation and Research Area"

One more: "The Nuge is my friend, and he visits here a lot, be stupid at your own peril"

 

[p35]

I know a guy who owns a huge piece of land in Central Oregon. Apparently his ranch hands are more or less deputized and arrest trespassers on the spot. I don't know all the details but it might be worth looking into.

Personally, I'd let give a couple responsible locals permission to fish or whatever there- signs do less good than someone actually watching the place who can report problems on the spot.

A relative has a weekend place at the end of a private road in the woods. He allowed a fulltime resident closer to the main road to park a couple cars at his place when he was having some sort of dispute with his ex wife. In return, the other guy (who seems to spend a lot of time cleaning shotguns on his front porch) checks out anyone going past his place toward my relative's. Nobody trashes the weekend house during the week. Better for all concerned.

 

[Scanr]

Make a sign that says:

Government Bio Testing area
Warning Keep out!
Do not ingest any animals or plant life
from this area.

 

[Frog48]

Stick with "No Trespassing", "No Hunting/Fishing", and "Beware of Dog" signs.

 

[Cosmoline]

Do what my neighbor in the Mat-Su sticks did--just hang a target out front with a group on it, circle the group and write "YOU ARE HERE."

 

[Wheeler44]

Rancid Sumo says:

The government own the water and the fish but not the river bed (at least that is how it is here.)

That's why Wheeler44 says:

Learn the law.

.
Oregon ain't Wyoming

 

[MrTwigg]

Just post the "No Trespassing" signs. Anywhere you find a footpath start planting brambles.

That's what I do.

 

[Alphazulu6]

Just post the "No Trespassing" signs. Anywhere you find a footpath start planting brambles.

Awesome Idea!!! Russian thistle comes to mind as a hearty brush that grows anywhere... and it has 3" needles that cut through full grain leather hehe.

 

[never_retreat]

alucard0822 I think this one might do the trick

I new I recognized that photo.
A sign welcoming you to the town of Chernobyl.
A photograph by Elena Filatova
I'll have to see if I can find the link to here web site. See has done some really neat photography work of Chernobyl and the areas around it. Creepy really.
Oleg do you know her?

 

[MrDig]

I always liked the following two signs
"No Trespassing Violators will be Persecuted" or
"Trespassers will be Ritually Cursed" followed by a a Wiccan Pentacle