Unique Methods For Self Defense

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Reading and postin in Sniper X's thread about self defense stories got me thinking about "unique" self-defense/crime-deterrent situations that we have been involved in.

I remember one interesting situation that happened to a friend of mine. My parents actually witnessed this. We were Juniors at the time. I went to school in Milwaukee, he was at Notre Dame. My dad gave a speech at ND Law School for some years and always got tickets to the game that fell on that weekend. I had an exam and major paper due the following week and had been to enough ND games to last a while, so I passed on meeting them. Since our families were close, they joined my friend and his family for a weekend gathering at his house (beat up college renter with six other roommates in a dilapidated section of South Bend).

Well, game day arrives and "Bob" hosts a tailgater at the house. They invite friends, family, Johnny Walker and his buddies Miller and Budweiser. Things are going great, food is consumed, drinks are imbibed. Some of the guests notice a strange man, obviously not a student or acquaintance, but a local neighborhood resident, hanging around the front porch. This local was named "Boo" and known to Bob and his buddies. They made the mistake when they moved in of feeding him and providing fermented alcoholic drink to the man. Like most strays, he knew where there was a free meal.

He drinks, eats and socializes for a while until one of Bob's friends comes running out the back to where he is to say Boo is walking down the street with his high dollar component stereo system (speakers, wires and all). Well, no harm no foul. Boo was convinced he was allowed to 'borrow' the stereo. They get everything back and bring Boo back to the party. He helps them plug everything back in when Bob gets the idea to warn Boo he is not allowed back to their place...ever. Bob proceeds to show Boo his new home security system.

Bob's home security system has been with him since high school. I can attest to this. By now, Spike, the Boa Constrictor, is up to six feet long and very ornery when removed from his special pen. Bob didn't even have time to drop Spike in Boo's lap when he darted over the coffee table, through the crowd and hurdled the rail on the front porch to get out of the house.

Until Bob moved, Boo would not even walk in front of the house they lived in. He would cross the street three houses down and wouldn't cross back until three houses later. Bob swore they could leave their house unlocked if they wanted after that.
 
I once broke an rather rude drunk's collarbone with a book (softcover) at a nightclub, if that fits your definition of "unique"
 
To stay with the S&T vision, I'll just make a more general comment: You're never disarmed as long as you have your wits about you. Knowing what can be used as a weapon is a part of good situational awareness - realizing what that set of keys in your pocket or that pen on your desk can be used for in an emergency is just as important as knowing where the nearest exit is.
 
So, is a boa constricter now an "assault snake"?
Tacti-snake?

To stay with the S&T vision, I'll just make a more general comment: You're never disarmed as long as you have your wits about you. Knowing what can be used as a weapon is a part of good situational awareness - realizing what that set of keys in your pocket or that pen on your desk can be used for in an emergency is just as important as knowing where the nearest exit is.
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A freshly sharpened pencil with a brand new eraser on the end works fine too. ( the eraser end being cushion for your thumb as you plunge the pencil into the BG's skull via the eyeball)
 
I knew a guy who could puke on command. Something to do with him pulling
his tongue back and twisting it (he tried explaining it once). This is not just
some fluid falling out of his mouth... it is high pressure projectile vomit.

I only saw him use it once but heard of other times. A large and somewhat
drunk fellow tried to start a fight with him (he was kinda short and tubby).
A spray of puke to the face and a right hook and the problem was solved. :evil:

Remember, worst case event we are always armed to the teeth with arms and teeth.
 
Snake

I hope that was a legal, registered snake, and not one you purchased on the black market. And have you checked the regulations for your state on carrying a concealed snake??
 
I carry a number of weapons that can't be *called* a weapon until it is used as such. For example; I carry a Louisville Slugger in my truck along with a mitt and a softball. The mitt and ball is very important should you ever have to use the bat on someone's dome and a civil suit comes about as a result. Believe me.
I carry a 15" adjustable wrench in my saddlebags ( for changing tires on the road;) ).
A little planning in advance goes a long way in the courtroom and helps keep you out of the emergency room.

Biker
 
I own six cats and they sleep with us at night. I have practiced throwing them at the face of simulated targets with very good results... The cats are screaming through the air with their claws out and anything they hit, they shred. :neener:

I heard this, but am not sure whether or not it is true... Actually I read it in a magazine YEARS ago... Anyway, there was a family of 4. Their house had been burglarized 3 or so times. The dad got fed up with it and bought two Bee hives and put them in his house (The way I remember it he imported Killer Bees, but I dunno). The family walked around with insect repellent on for 2 weeks, until the Bees became use to them. They never had another problem...

Going on the fact that truth is stranger than fiction, I would have to say that this is true...
 
I have practiced throwing them at the face of simulated targets with very good results... The cats are screaming through the air with their claws out and anything they hit, they shred.
First saw this used in a book called Metzger's Dog by Thomas Perry.
 
It's all subjective and relative to the situation. You can take a paintball gun and keep someone at bay. You also run the risk of enraging them even further. A firearm is the only and final answer if the situation comes down to the defense. Anything else and you only risk exacerbating the situation.
 
Really old paintballs work alot like marbles when shot out. Better yet, mix in some marbles anyways if to be used for SD at home!

Justin
 
Big Calhoun

The chainsaw I used to remove a person from my house once would beg to disagree about a gun being the only method.

Biker
I use the same method, I carry a first basemans glove, a few baseballs and an aluminum bat in my truck. Yup, i'm a lefty. The reason I went aluminum bat instead of wood is a bad experience a family friend had with a wooden bat breaking on him at an inopportune time.

I dont carry saddlebags on my bike, but I will remember the advice.
 
ball peen hammer with a wrist strap is my favorite.

i knew a kid who used to carry a road flare in his back pocket.

ive heard stories of a small lead fishing weight sewn into the corner of a bandana. one snap into a face.... nasty.

as far as beautiful unconventional weapons..... grand prize does to my 14 foot chainmaile bullwhip.

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rustymaggot;

That whip would not be considered an uncoventional weapon. :)

Unconventional means hidden in plain view as an ordinary object which is primarily designed to be used as something else and not ordinarily thought of as a weapon.

Nice whip, but use it on someone and specific intent to carry it for that purpose would not be hard to prove.

Brownie
 
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