What Caliber for Barney?

[coelacanth]

" Aye, ready...."

Dinna fash yersel laddie, first get ye doon the Claymore from the mantle and then cleave the clattie great bugger from crown tae gizzard. Drag it ootside and roast it ona spit and serve it up wie a wee bit o haggis. Invite the clan - tell them tae bring whisky!

 

[Winter Borne]

I'm not too sure of the manufacturer, but I'd like the relover from Roger Rabbit with dum-dum rounds



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[tinygnat219]

Well, the gift was from Yosemite Sam, so they'd have to be ornery.

 

[Gibbles]

I say shove a bottle of tannerite up his ass then shoot him as many times as it takes to make it go off.

 

[FieroCDSP]

Eeh...I'd have to go with my M44 Mosin Nagant. I can stick him, shoot him to clear the barrel, shoot again....again....again...maybe one more time, and then beat him with the metal-clad butt of the gun. Satisfaction.
Now, what to do with that dang Tickle-me-Elmo....

 

[Gustav]

Either a bazooka or a flamethrower.

 

[kir_kenix]

after all that i say we banish him to the "phantom zone" superman II style.

 

[TheDisturbed1]

What if barney has backup? Big Bird, Elmo, Snuffalufagus, they are all threats to the mantality of our poor brainwashed toddlers!
And Tellitubies! Just park a few M2A3 Bradley's up on that little hill and open up on the tubbie compund with TOW rockets

 

[Avenger]

AK-47...when you absolutely positively have to kill every Purple Menace in the room....accept no substitutes.

 

[Mannix]

Bah, guns do too much collateral damage, I'd much prefer a mace. It would also have the advantage of making a sickening yet satisfying crunch when it smashed the purple prick in the face .

 

[TheDisturbed1]

ahh... when it comes to PBS characters, collateral just adds to the fun

 

[Working Man]

Lock and load, rack the slide,
There's no place for him to hide.
One smooth squeeze and Barney hits the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.

That has made my morning.


I'd use my BFR or Marlin .45-70. If that doesn't work I'm still not running..... Its the principal of the matter.

 

[AStone]

Can't we make it slow?

Sure, as long as it's big, too.

.45-70: slow, but big.

 

[Kalashnikov]

Ebola. Nothing beats its.

 

[44AMP]

No, no, no...

the correct weapon was used in the movie "Mafia", a harpoon! wielded by an Eskimo IIRC.

If not that, then I would go for the (Marvin the Martian voice) Dis-integraTOR ray!

 

[Cliff47]

Can we add the San Diego Chicken to the list?

 

[tinygnat219]

Yes you can. San Diego Chicken, the Wizards Mascot, the Presidents from the President race here in DC. Ummm, will we have enough ammo?

 

[Hardtarget]

I'm not sure what he's made of...but I think a flare gun would be just right. Make him look like a giant lightening bug. Do you think he would have a purple flame?
Mark.

 

[Mal H]

Barney's dead, sad but true! Fun's over!