What Caliber for Barney?

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30 cal slob,

Ever have Gator tail? I have in visiting the wonderful city of Pascagoula, MS. I bet he tastes like it. Problem is, gator meat sits heavy in the stomach and gives you all kinds of gas. If you munched on Barney, I imagine your farts would smell like grape soda.
 
Am I the only one..

that remembers the mod to "Doom" about this?

OTOH

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from: http://www.freewebs.com/barneyequalsroadkill/thetencommandments.htm

I. Thou shalt not worship or idolize the Purple Demon known to thee as B'harnee, no matter how heavily he is merchandised, lest thy brain become spongified.

II. Thou mayest use the name of B'harnee in vain, if necessary, but do not repeat the name often, for it gives the beast power and makes intelligent people wish to puke.

III. Thou shalt honor the Anti-B'harnee Jihad and all who support it, for it is hrough their efforts that the world shall be saved from the Purple Menace.

IV. Thou shalt observe and obey the canon known as the Three-Fold Truth, and keep it holy.

V. Thou shalt feel free to viciously kill B'harnee in any way thou findest convenient and effective, as well as any unrepentant followers of the Purple Demon.

VI. Thou shalt not engage in any sexual relations with beings who are not human, are brightly colored, and whose minds are as simple and pliable as Silly Putty

VII. Thou shalt not covet or purchase B'harnee merchandise, no matter how much thy children may whine and scream.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, or allow anyone else to steal or control another's mind using the seductive powers of the Purple Menace.

IX. Thou shalt do everything in thy power to stop the lies spread by Sponge Minions concerning the Evil One. Teach the Three-Fold Truth to everyone thy can, and thou shalt emerge triumphant.

X. Never forget: B'Harnee must be destroyed. All else is immaterial.


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Treat him like godzilla, give him anything and everything, from .22's to tomahawk missiles, toss in a nuclear warhead (non-populated area of course), some napalm, and throw a rock at him for good measure. Then tie him to the back of a tank and drag him about 500 miles or so, then dip him in a volcano, if he survives all of that, duct tape him to a chair, and make him watch the Brady Bunch (either TV series or the gungrabbers, both are equally intelligent) for 4,000 hours without sleep.

That should do it.
 
you know, i don't think barney warrants the high velocity copper-jacketed lead projectile treatment.

if you just call him a big ugly purple wuss in a real firm voice, chances are he'd turn tail and burst into tears somehwere. nobody said he was barney the raptor.
 
Scoped 30-06 with FMJs - 1 shot to the brain kills the largest elephant that ever walked. The 7x57 was also used on elephant during the ivory-hunting era. Both worked quite well.
 
Whatever you use, it needs to have silver bullets blessed with holy water, because Barney is the Antichrist.

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Man, some of you guys are either incredibly bored or still smokin' that stuff...
Jeez!
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I think its a combination of both with these people.:p But thanks for the laughs, some of these threads are hilarous. :D
 
I saw that picture in a World War 2 book at my university library yesterday and then I see it on here. :D
 
I'm not sure we want him to burst into tears, just burst LOL. I like to think big, personally... 105mm "Beehive" shell, inserted rectally and detonated... :evil: :barf:

The song from my elementary days...
"I hate you, you hate me,
Lets get together and kill Barney.
With a 9mm and stick it to his head!
Now we know that Barney's dead."
 
Curses! I don't think I can beat that, not this late at night...

Although, I suppose we could always lock him in solitary with Rosie and a spoon... Confuse that old addage a good deal LOL. It's like the commercial says, "you gotta eat!" :neener:
 
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