What do you see in your mind's eye when you read "Mall Ninja?

[Prion]

The guy behind the gun counter at my local WallyWorld wearing his combat boots and black SWAT pants, arms crossed, talking down to everyone, and generally taking himself way to seriously. Probably couldn't get a job at the local gun shop. Thanks for the pics, too funny.

 

[Grassman]

There is this one tool at my local gun shop......he's not in fatigues at the shop, but I bet he is on his off hours. He is very condescending to the customers, I hardly ever buy from there unless I just have to. I'll bet he is a mall security guard on weekends.

 

[Claude Clay]

....bullets to go

i pour over them so you don't have to

 

[ultradoc]

this is too funny!!

 

[zombienerd]

Lets see we have:

Tacticool - someone who effectively doubles the weight of their weapon with useless items.

Mall ninja - 20 something "bad ass" security guard who couldn't pass the tests/requirements to be a real cop, so loads up on everything he sees in the movies, and talks down to people, usually still lives with his parents.

Bubba'd guns - I took shop in high school, I can fix this!

Internet commando - usually a 12-17 year old kid who claims he's the best shooter on the face of the planet and owns 100 guns when he really couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, and has never shot anything besides in counterstrike. The Internet commando usually "locks up" when confronted with anything "IRL", and proceeds to curl into a ball and weep while rocking gently back and forth.

 

[foghornl]

The upcoming movie starring Kevin James:

Paul Blart, Mall Cop

 

[winston smith]

One of my employees- 21 years young, tall, thin, and Airsoft Enabled. God help us.

 

[The Swede]

"Scoot and Shoot"

LMAO
Scoot and shoot at 4:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m35iqaI5IzM

 

[MikePGS]

Extreme Shock's exploding pants ad.

 

[CoRoMo]

 

[ccsniper]

Internet commando - usually a 12-17 year old kid who claims he's the best shooter on the face of the planet and owns 100 guns when he really couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, and has never shot anything besides in counterstrike. The Internet commando usually "locks up" when confronted with anything "IRL", and proceeds to curl into a ball and weep while rocking gently back and forth.

i almost fit there, im 19.

 

[longdayjake]

wow what a revival! I posted this forever ago!

 

[1.S.1.K]

Hear we go.......