DANG -
did I forget to mention the Smart Lab(Growls mennacingly... and knows to warn mommy and daddy, oh and barks kinda funny outside but just wags away)... the mini Mastiff (huge lab - he don't do much - but a 109 lbs of lab in an evil black coat is threatening according to the postal lady), the skeered Yeller lab (runs like a rabit - but looks mean doing it and barking like crazy), the two real Mastiffs(one in evil black w/ a SMALL bit of apricot brindle in it, the other a fawn w/ an evil black face), a couple a boxers... (Both agile and loud barkers) and the lil portable mini alarms? (a Shi-zu and a Boston Terrier)
Edit - not to mention the bark-boxes outside... its funny - after a while - you can distinguish the "its a cow" bark from "someone is pulling up bark" to the "something is there" bark =)
heh - I know they are lible to lick you to death (have a door rug that says "WARNING: Dog can't hold its licker") but even a bark from some of those dogs would make me think twice... and the lil one's go off soon after that.... did i mention that trying to walk through four dogs averaging 150 lbs in order to rob a place is not indicitive of success?
Needless to say - it would be hard to imagine continuing into the house that had that mess comming at you... hell - its hard to walk through the kitchen when i get home.... and they KNOW me... <hehehe>
oh - and all the black evil references are in reference to those "evil black guns" not anything someone might be thinking.. just in case... <sigh>
J/Tharg!