I download free music instead of buying cd's.
I call the people I care about to wish them happy birthday/merry christmas/ new yrs instead of giving a gift/card
I siphon gas outta my neighbor's cars in the early morning.
I coast my car around in neutral a lot to save gas.
I make the newbies i take to the range pay for the ammo.
I'm still on dial up
I'll settle for ramen in the morning and TOP ramen for the evenings
My bottle water of Arrowhead is really from the tap.
Salt and pepper fixes anything and everything you eat.
Rechargable batteries are your best friend.
Why have a security system when you have a 12 ga. aimed at the door already.
I screen my calls. If it ain't nights and weekends I'll call you later.
I check my tire pressures everytime at the gas station. Air in your tires means better gas mileage!
All my pens say some sort of sponsors on them. Autowerksexpress.com, Remax, Primerica etc...
Buy newspapers for $.25 and sell the rest for ammo money!
I live on a hill so I can coast my way down to the main street.
No tv, I listen to the radio.
I steal the bum's lit trash cans to heat my house.
I like the idea of free air.
I'll sometimes settle for soy milk.
Best marketing idea is 99 cent value meals. Only thing is driving there.
I read everyone's comments on the forum so I don't have to buy the books to the firearms.
I thought a quarterback was a cash back program
A date involves going to the range, and as stated earlier, newbies pay for ammo
I'm glad I haven't grown since highschool. All my clothes still fit.
You thought I post from home?! Ha, I'm using the library's money and electricity.
Believe it or not, they still recycle cans. And beer bottles.
If I'm gonna spoil myself to some alcohol, gimme the strongest thing you got. I need to get
your money's worth.
A guitar can keep you mighty busy. No electricity to worry about you can play to your hearts content. If a string breaks' though, thats too bad. That's a 9mm value pack at wal-mart.
I don't have kids. They use up my firearms money
I don't need a gf. They use up my ammo money.
Oh yeah, sometimes I siphon the oil outta my neighbors cars to lube my guns.
My tires have 500000 tread life.
My car has so much dirt on it that washing it is just plain too expensive. I detail my cars at the gas station and use their squeegies.
Don't be scared of my shotglasses. They may be brass casing's, but they're clean
I found out fast food restaurants wont put the big mac I wanna buy on lay away.
I'm glad I know how to use chopsticks. Easy, cheap, and I can poke my food to eat em'.
Yeah, 3 months of ramen noodles can pay or my DROS fees + tax in California.