keyhole
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I like my uncles reply when he was talking to a lady about guns. She replied that guns scared her, and he said, " You know what really scares me? Violence!" He does get a kick out of shooting, and has more guns than I do
"I'm just glad to see you"."Do you have a gun on you now?" she asks.
Winner!"I'm just glad to see you"."Do you have a gun on you now?" she asks.
"Good," she says, "because if you did I would be very frightened."
Or ask her if she'd like to pat you down?i'd have patted myself down, and said "nope. no more than usual."
I moved to Texas from Indiana about a year ago. Shortly after I arrived, during a staff meeting, my new boss remarks that Texas had CCW laws. He was speaking very quietly and trying not to freak me out, I think.
LOL! When I finally do the Texas CHL thing and buy my CCW, I am going to name it Homer.The secretary has a revolver named Homer...