Spartan list
1-Corinthian helm in bronze with horsehair crest--they are simply bad ass
2-hop-lite shield--for dieting and returning home
3-bronze greaves--also useful for soccer
4-6 foot spear--I've never needed more
5-a nice kopis
6-a good dagger--for concealed carry
7-a cuirass--why not?
8-a leather tunic-- to avoid chafing
9-a pair of sandles--maybe Tevas
10-a good team of horses and a chariot--why wear out the sandles?
Now for the rather luxurious set of ten guns...
1-Henry Golden Boy 22mag--smooth and pretty
2-Marlin 336SS 30-30, peep sight--bush hunting
3-Marlin 338MXLR, scoped--hunting in open country
4-Heritage Rough Rider 22lr/mag--cheap, to match the Golden Boy
5-Mosin Nagant 91/30--cheap, historical, and C/R available
6-M1 Garand rifle--Cheap, historical, and who doesn't need a semi-auto? Plus I rarely get to say "aught".
7-AK-47 Chinese made with wooden stock and flip-up bayonet fully functional select fire (why wish for a gelding when you can wish for a stallion?)--reminds me of times in the Peace Corps (ironic, huh?)
8-Walther P1--C/R available, just-in-case pistol
9-12 gauge--who knows when extra wire will come in handy?
10-naval black powder long 18 pounder--how else will I repel alligators from my canoe?