what's better, a unicorn or a centaur?

[againstthagrane]

i'm so sick of threads that compare two guns that shouldn't be compared. glock 17 vs. 1911, ar15 vs bolt action 300 wssm etc.

who's with me?

 

[ZombieKiller]

I AM! We all know that unicorns are better than centaurs!

 

[Rob G]

Centaur all the way.

Oh bull. A unicorn is just a well armed horse that can fart rainbows. Centaurs on the other hand combine the speed and strength of a horse with the brains of a man. Not to mention having two hands to carry weapons with.

 

[The Bushmaster]

And I was hoping this "Delete" thing would work, but it doesn't...Darn!!

 

[The Bushmaster]

Aah you're all daft...What better horse then Pegesas... At least he can fly with an armed man on his back...

 

[dwave]

Unicorn, as a cent. might get mad if you get on his back for a ride (and can tell you about it too.)

 

[JeffDilla]

No, no no, you've got it all wrong. You want a griffin, I have no experience with unicorns or centaurs, but they both suck.

 

[Eightball]

IBTL.

Centaur gets my vote, by the way. They can use Glock 17s AND 1911s, and look badass while doing it, to boot. And if all else fails.....they're probably capable of devouring their enemies whole.

 

[BHP FAN]

MINOTAUR! With a Taurus 1911! In EACH HAND!
Apropos,no?

 

[Loomis]

You can ride a unicorn, you can't ride a centaur. So I'll take the unicorn. Besides, which one will get you more chicks...owning a unicorn, or owning a centaur?

See what I mean?

Oh, this needs to be gun related, so...You can put a scabbord on a unicorn to carry your rifle. YOu can't really do that on a centaur.

 

[RobMoore]

Bravo for starting a thread that is just as useful as "9 vs 40" and "which gun should I buy?"

 

[Macchina]

MINOTAUR! With a Taurus 1911! In EACH HAND!

Which would be better: Minotaur with a Taurus 1911 or Minotaur with a Springfield XD?

I think you could fit a Minotaur with a Taurus 1911 in your waistband better because it is a little slimmer.

 

[1KPerDay]

Esquilax.

An amazing mythical creature with the body of a rabbit, and the head... of a rabbit.

 

[zedheadmc]

Both are fine for certain types operations like long range patrolling, but nothing beats a Pushmi-pullyu for security. Talk about 360 security!!!
And yes they are most proficient with the Llama pistols in .38 Super

 

[ZombieKiller]

Had I known that I could break the rules and voice an option outside of these 2 fairies, I would say El Chupacabra with a gold plated Desert Eagle .50 in his right hand and a limb of a zebra in his left.

 

[ir3e971]

This has nothing to do with the origional question, but the solution is unquestionably a giant squid.

 

[eng23ine]

I vote for '83 Corvette...and a 1911 in .50 Beowulf.

 

[modifiedbrowning]

Liger of course.

 

[jabara572]

I'll take a centaur with a gatling gun!

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I think a crusty old billy goat could take either one

 

[Floppy_D]

To the OP, centaurs are notoriously good bowmen. If the question is in general, +1 giant squid.

 

[NoirFan]

There's only one thing I can say about that.

 

[Art Eatman]

I guess Unicorn Power wins...