Oh bull. A unicorn is just a well armed horse that can fart rainbows. Centaurs on the other hand combine the speed and strength of a horse with the brains of a man. Not to mention having two hands to carry weapons with.
Centaur gets my vote, by the way. They can use Glock 17s AND 1911s, and look badass while doing it, to boot. And if all else fails.....they're probably capable of devouring their enemies whole.
You can ride a unicorn, you can't ride a centaur. So I'll take the unicorn. Besides, which one will get you more chicks...owning a unicorn, or owning a centaur?
See what I mean?
Oh, this needs to be gun related, so...You can put a scabbord on a unicorn to carry your rifle. YOu can't really do that on a centaur.
Both are fine for certain types operations like long range patrolling, but nothing beats a Pushmi-pullyu for security. Talk about 360 security!!!
And yes they are most proficient with the Llama pistols in .38 Super
Had I known that I could break the rules and voice an option outside of these 2 fairies, I would say El Chupacabra with a gold plated Desert Eagle .50 in his right hand and a limb of a zebra in his left.
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