Whats Next Rabbit Attacks ?!!

[BigO01]

Was watching the news when on comes a story about a 74 YO lady who was attacked and severly hurt by a group of racoons in her backyard !!

She heard some odd noises and went to see what they were and when she opened her back door was apparently attacked by this "Pack" of coons , lucky for her it was daytime and some neighbor was out in their yard and came to her assitance .

Lady supposidly suffered some very nasty bites on her legs and even had a chunk of her scalp torn loose .

Man just when ya think all you have to worry is Bears , courgers , and unleashed dogs in the Burbs or cities now you need to watch out for racoons in your backyard ripping into you for no apparent reason .

The realy bad news is the fact that none of the offending animals were caught so the poor lady will probably be put through the pain of rabies shots just to be safe .

Anyone know where I can Legally get a "Holy Handgranade" to protect myself from Killer Rabbits that may soon be on the loose ?

 

[R.W.Dale]

“ ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... . And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen. ”

 

[Kevin5098]

Reminds me of the 70's news story about President Carter being attacked in his John boat by a rabbit. He beat the critter away with an oar.

 

[rbernie]

Not exactly topical on THR.