Standing Wolf
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I find it easier just to carry openly.
"what's that clip on your belt?"
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CAnnoneer
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Q: "what's that clip on your belt?"
A: Extra support for the wedding tackle...
A: Extra support for the wedding tackle...
absolute0
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Some good and humerous suggestions!
One poster asked why I don't carry a cell phone, my reasons are twofold:
I'd rather spend my $49.95 a month on something else (or better yet put it in the bank), and I don't like the idea of people expecting me to be "available" all the time.....i.e. to be left the h*ll alone when I'm at lunch, after hours or enjoying my weekend
One poster asked why I don't carry a cell phone, my reasons are twofold:
I'd rather spend my $49.95 a month on something else (or better yet put it in the bank), and I don't like the idea of people expecting me to be "available" all the time.....i.e. to be left the h*ll alone when I'm at lunch, after hours or enjoying my weekend
1. you don't have to spend that much, you can get a pay as you go phone
2. you don't have to give your number out
3. its great for emergencies...hello, 911? Being the first to call the cops might help you in court should it come to that. Also other emergencies that don't involve foul play at all that can be great helped by a prompt phone call.
4. it makes a great disguise for your holster.
5. you can just you a dead phone on your belt!
2. you don't have to give your number out
3. its great for emergencies...hello, 911? Being the first to call the cops might help you in court should it come to that. Also other emergencies that don't involve foul play at all that can be great helped by a prompt phone call.
4. it makes a great disguise for your holster.
5. you can just you a dead phone on your belt!
HammerBite
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How would it be if some holster maker made an IWB with a clip that did double-duty as a cell phone clip?
Jamie C.
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Q: "what's that clip on your belt?"
A: "Grounding strap for my prosthetic leg.... It tends to generate a lot of static electricity with my pant leg rubbing around on it all the time. I was a walking Taser 'til I got it installed..."
That should have 'em wandering off scratching their head.
J.C.
A: "Grounding strap for my prosthetic leg.... It tends to generate a lot of static electricity with my pant leg rubbing around on it all the time. I was a walking Taser 'til I got it installed..."
That should have 'em wandering off scratching their head.
J.C.
smince
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Mine has this button on top. It says "OFF"...
pauli
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tell them it's to help hold up the leiderhosen.
if they're close enough to breathe his air, why the heck would they want to call him
Henry Bowman
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I've done it for two different versions of my ubiquitous BlackBerry (as shown earlier in the thread). Careful cutting, filing, epoxy -- voila!
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*Yoink* Have to remember that one!
Nitrogen
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Just had the strangest, yet coolest "what's your belt clip" encounter.
I work as a network engineer, designing networks, and maintaining their security. I was giving a presentation to a customer. When I was done, he goes, "Noticed your comp-tac belt clips. What you got in there, Glock?"
So I showed him my XD-9, and he seemed impressed. He then showed me his blinged-to-the-hills 1911A1 in a comp-tac slide holster.
I tell the salesguy that i'm working with to please not mention this to The Boss, as the boss is a large Anti. He then pulls a small J-frame snubby out of his pocket. "What he doesn't know won't bother him."
God, I love the state of Texas.
I work as a network engineer, designing networks, and maintaining their security. I was giving a presentation to a customer. When I was done, he goes, "Noticed your comp-tac belt clips. What you got in there, Glock?"
So I showed him my XD-9, and he seemed impressed. He then showed me his blinged-to-the-hills 1911A1 in a comp-tac slide holster.
I tell the salesguy that i'm working with to please not mention this to The Boss, as the boss is a large Anti. He then pulls a small J-frame snubby out of his pocket. "What he doesn't know won't bother him."
God, I love the state of Texas.
Funny you mention that. One time one of our secretaries was walking past me in a tight spot and she bumped my carry gun pretty hard. As she continued to go by she commented something to the effect of, "What the heck was that?" I said something like, "Oh, that's just my gun." She just laughed as if she thought I was joking and kept walking. A somewhat similar situation also happened another time when I sat down at lunch with a co-worker and my gun clunked against the back of the seat.
Funny how you can be perfectly honest and they think you're just joking.
mbs357
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"It's not a clip, it's a magazine. Pfft, noob."
jmtgsx
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mbs 357:
"It's not a clip, it's a magazine. Pfft, noob."
That's the funniest thing I've read all day!
Sounds like my 16 year old daughter!
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(now you have to change your sig. line!)
"It's not a clip, it's a magazine. Pfft, noob."
That's the funniest thing I've read all day!
Sounds like my 16 year old daughter!
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(now you have to change your sig. line!)
birddog
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"That? Oh that's just my hand grenade clip. I keep forgetting I'm wearing it!"
gunfan
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Someone else beat me to it!
"It's a Nunya!"
A WHAT?
"A Nunya damn business! Don't you have anything better to do than to ask me foolish and intrusive personal questions? Go away!"
Good Shootin'
Scott
"It's a Nunya!"
A WHAT?
"A Nunya damn business! Don't you have anything better to do than to ask me foolish and intrusive personal questions? Go away!"
Good Shootin'
Scott
Jim101
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Two good come-backs:
"You sure are nosey for an ugly person"
"You wanna su*k my what?, I didn't hear you?"
They usually leave you alone after one of those...
Jim
"You sure are nosey for an ugly person"
"You wanna su*k my what?, I didn't hear you?"
They usually leave you alone after one of those...
Jim
Zundfolge
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Never had that happen yet, but if anyone does I'm going to reply "Its my Kahr" and leave it at that.
They'll hear car ... except the gun nuts who'll hear Kahr so its a win win.
Awe hell, I'll just tell them its a gun. Perfectly legal, why should I hide the fact that I own and carry guns?
They'll hear car ... except the gun nuts who'll hear Kahr so its a win win.
Awe hell, I'll just tell them its a gun. Perfectly legal, why should I hide the fact that I own and carry guns?
Alerion
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My answer has always been, "Shoes."
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Also, use humans have gotta understand: WE control the devices! Even if it doesn't have an "off" button or doesn't want to turn off (like some old balky laptops), you can always deprive it of oits power source.
Tell the truth, that your carrying a gun in case anybody screws with you. Then, using a hypothetical cell phone camera, take a picture of the sheepersons face right after he or she finds out you are carrying. Then post the picture here for us all to laugh at.
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