Some place warm and tropical that would allow me to own guns.
Somewhere where I can get American firearms, Scotch whisky, Italian Food, German cars and Swedish wimminz.
If I had to chose, it'd be Canada. They speak our language and largely have a similar culture (in the parts I'd move to, at least).
There isn't really much of a history in my family of running from tyranny. Or running to it - not empty fisted, at least.
New Zealand, beautiful country, no dangerous animals, bugs, snakes, or anything else for that matter