You live in eastern Pennsylvania and drive all the way to Virginia to go to the beach.
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You plan your honeymoon in the Florida Keys instead of on a foreign island so that you can bring your guns along.
You buy all your guns in stainless steel models so you can take them swimming.
You maintain a first aid kit designed for treatment of a sucking chest wound.
At a traffic stop, the police ask you if you're carrying because they saw the decals on your rear window.
You carry a 3-lb weight in each hand while running because others in your town would frown on you actually carrying your M-4 while running.
None of your guns look at all the same as they did when you bought them.
Every time you watch a movie, you hold your gun that most closely resembles the hero's gun and dry-fire it at the badguys.
You can recite the 2nd Amendment from memory, but not the others.
You have quoted Luke 22:36.
You have been woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and had to choose between several guns, all within arms reach, before checking it out.
Your wife has to wait for you to remove various metal objects from your pockets and belt before you can get into bed with her.
When asked to show your ID, you show your carry permit instead of your driver's license.
