You see footage of the war and wish you were there to pick up brass.
The sheer waste of such an amount of Lake City brass almost brings a tear to my eye.
You put a Hogue grip on your car's parking brake handle.
Not a bad idea!
You identify the gun on the cover on the new Dillon catalog before you notice the girl.
I always check to see if she’s carrying in a hidden chest holster.
Before you leave the range, you squat down, and pick through the excess brass bucket so as to have enough brass to reload. And that doesn't count the brass that you used yourself.
You me to say that there a some people who don't do that?
Friends no long invite you to the movies because you point out every little violation of the gun safety rule and identify all the weapons.
Does having your wife get pissed off about the same thing count? How about when your wife says, as soon as someone pulls out a gun, “Just shut up and let me watch the movie.â€
You can't clean all your guns in one day.
That’s for sure, esp. since the wife usually has 6,000 other “more important†things for me to do…sheesh, if the kids don’t learn to wipe their own butts now (ages 3 and 6 months), when will they?
You hit the roof every time you watch the news.
Who doesn’t? Those lazy leftist morons couldn’t get the weather right if they were standing outside, so getting anything about guns right is impossible.
You are a one issue voter, and it ain't abortion.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
You get irritated that you can't buy ammo at the grocery store.
Of course. Esp. since it would save a bunch on gas money, which I could use to buy more ammo.
When looking at new homes, you see if it has enough room for your safes.
You can't get a full sized car in one side of the garage because of your reloading bench.
Same issue – room enough for your stuff. The wife just shook her head when I said no to certain houses for that reason, so I took to just saying that I didn’t like others.
You aren't surprised when you see your doctor, your lawyer, and your preacher at the range.
I haven’t seen my doc yet, but lots of lawyers and my rabbi.
When people ask you what you use your guns for, you have to ask, "which one?"
Which sometimes elicits
The thought that the "Beltway Sniper" was an idiot for using a .223 went through your mind, and it irritated you that they used the term "Sniper" since the longest shot he took was from 100 yards.
It sent you through the roof when a relative of one of the "Beltway Sniper" victims referred to the Bushmaster as a "Weapon of Mass Destruction" in an interview.
Yes and yes. I also wonder why a boltie wasn’t used, to avoid leaving cases around; further, why didn’t the schmuck leave a bunch of other people’s brass around to throw off the police? Of course, the first thing that came to mind is "I wish I was there with my 12-gauge when he pulled out his rifle...."
You honestly wonder how stupid people have to be to not understand the RKBA.
Hey, "average" intelligence doesn't just come from people with 3-digit IQs.
Turning 45 "required" you to buy a 1911.
Hey, now
there’s an idea (of course, this means my Springfield has to wait for 1 1/2 years to get a buddy of the same species).
You use Breakfree on your door hinges.
Both cars and house doors. And the ironing board. And anything else that squeaks.
The words "molon labe" are not jibberish to you.
Jibberish? Sheesh, they’re my credo.
I guess that I'm a gun nut - and I'm loving every minute of it.
