Been there, done that.
...If you know you have a firearm somewhere in your house that you can not find.
(It actually applied to me once but I found it.)
Yes.... more than once......
happens two or three times a year.
How about:
You start a new job that doesn't allow firearms on their property, and unloading your pickup truck is like unloading a helicopter gunship....
You discover guns you forgot you had when you're looking for something else.
You invite friends to come to the range with you just to shoot up some of your old reloads so you can load them all over again.
Your birthday and Christmas gifts to kids in your family all come from Ruger.
You treat every gun you own as if it were loaded, becuase for the most part, it is.
You don't dream about orgies anymore, but you dream about being at the gun range.
You plan your life around the almanac, so you're reloading in foul weather and live at the range when the weather's better.
They stop checking your member ID at the gun range, and instead, reserve a parking spot for you.
The guys at the gun range that you don't even know come up to you and ask you where you've been if you come back from a vacation.
Nobody checks your ID anymore on ammo purchases because they know your date of birth.
The mailman hates your guts because he's always delivering flat rate boxes to your house containing the limit allowed - all cast bullets.
You develop personal relationships with ATF agents because they know you're a "bit off, but make really good coffee" when they visit.