You might be a wheelgunner if...

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work for hours getting rid of raccoon eyes from your stainless.


Good one fiVe.

Your very first stop on any trip to THR is to see what's new in the Revolver Forum (and especially the 642 Club all bias aside, of course)

And the M&P 340 Thread right after the 642. :neener:
 
... work for hours getting rid of raccoon eyes from your stainless.
Aw, now, DA, what's not to love about raccoon eyes?

raccoon-by-nal_miama-at-flickr-275356843_bba2ef0ab1.jpg


:D

And the M&P 340 thread right after the 642.
You might be a wheelgunner if ...

... you want one of each
in addition to a 65, 60 and 317.

:cool:
 
If you know what P&R, RR, WO, TH, TT means. Also the thing about suggesting a Mod 10 for a new gun owner. I don't know how many times I've done that! Or if you think a law enforcement agency would be well armed with a Mod10 and 2 speed loaders full of 158gr +P Hps.
 
You sell your 1911 but keep all your .45ACP dies, brass, and bullets in hopes of stumbling across a nice 625.
 
...ever used a Model 36, Colt Detective Special, and H&R "22 Special" to assist a kid in leaning multiplication and division tables of five, six and seven.

"Okay, so this H&R holds seven ctgs, and there is 50 ctgs in this box of .22's correct?"

Yeah

"So how many times can you reload this gun and will you have any ctgs left over and if so, how many?"

This math stuff totally sucks, but you said this is the last one and then we get to go shoot.

<curled lip, focus, scribble, scrawl>

Seven will go into 50, seven times with one left over.
That means seven times seven is 49 with a remainder of one.
So...I can load seven times and shoot seven times and have one stupid ctg left over.
Lets go shoot!


"Sweetie, mom can shoot her Model 36 ten times and not have any remainders from a box of ctgs , and if she shoots the Detective Special..."


MoOM! I really don't want to hear anymore about math- got it!



Math is not my strong point.
In my defense, besides the kid being a real sweetie, and her mom is such a neat lady

You might just be a male wheelgunner...


...if you have ever hauled stuff in your truck to shoot a single mom's new to her Colt Detective special.



*I am a guy, I bribe easy*
 
Your very first stop on any trip to THR is to see what's new in the Revolver Forum

Wait... you mean there are OTHER forums here? I thought "The High Road" referred to the choice of sixguns in general.

-Daizee
 
kids

.......when your kids draw army man stick figures holding revolvers (crudely drawn, but ones a dad would recognize) and not automatics.

that's when you know you have done something right.
 
When getting frustrated while fixing the dishwasher or other home appliance:D, your wife says "whack it with a babbit honey".
 
...It ticks you off when Dirty Harry Callahan uses a .44 Automag in one movie.

...When the James Coburn character in "The Magnificent Seven" shoots a Mexican bandido off a horse at 200 yards with his Peacemaker (he was aiming for the horse), you don't think it was THAT great a shot.
 
After finding 9 posts that applied to me, I stopped counting.

The top shelf of my ammo cabinet holds one new and one a well-dug-into 1.000-round pack of .22 LR,

The second a few dozen or so boxes of 9x19 and .45 ACP, some with a few rounds missing.
There must be a couple of .380 ACP & .32 ACP in there (because I own guns in those calibers) & I'm pretty sure I still have a dozen rounds of 25 ACP somewhere.

The remaining shelves are filled with .45 Colt & .44 Spl's relaods (about 700 of each), about 1.000 .357 Mag's & about 3-5.000 assorted .38 spl's

Do I qualify ?
 
...when you wonder why they put that silly ballistic fingerprinting brass in your new wheelgun's case...

...when microstamping seems even more absurd to you than other gunnies...

...when policing your brass is a foreign concept...
 
....if you prefer guns without built in locks....

....if you ever fired a snubby using your middle finger as the trigger finger....

....if "Dick Special" is not a porn star....

....if your alphabet starts J, K, L, N,....

....you actually know what a "kit gun" is....

....you think of Colt first when somebody says Python, Cobra, Diamondback, Anacanda....

....if you still think the best "Pathfinder" made was in the 70's by Charter Arms not Nissan....

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Porn star....LOL! That's funny.

Now I am a Ruger guy but the alphabet starting with J, K, L, and N. That's good! :)
 
....if your alphabet starts J, K, L, N,....
Starting before grade school,
I was taught this rhyme:

J, K, L, N, A, B, G,
this is what mat-ters to me.

Of course, my 3rd grade teacher packed a K frame.

(Well, maybe, maybe not. But her demeanor suggested that she did.)
 
- When you wonder why folks shoot something that rudely tosses it's empties on the ground...

- When someone mentions their new 'H-Cap', you think they have a new 627 x8...

- When range friends complain of your lacking in 'capacity', should the Zombies attack, and you remind them of your 625 and ammo can of 105 loaded moonclips...

- When you pull out a 629 and can't decide between .44 Russians, Specials, or Magnums to shoot...

- When you accidently step on a rude-case-tosser's refuse in the gravel at the range - and a tear comes to your eye because you know S&W at some time made a roundgun that could have shot that if you could still reload it...

- When you know Jamie Lee Curtis' best movie was 'Blue Steel'...

And, with apologies to my younger friends:

- If you had the chance to vote for Richard Nixon...

Stainz
 
Live and let die also had a young Jane Seymour in it (Insert drooling smilie)


You watch "The Lookout" and "The Bank Job" back to back and grin ear to ear seeing a number of stainless steel revolvers on screen. :D
 
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