You might be a wheelgunner if...

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...WWhen you get flamed everywhere on the net except here,

...When your Sunday go to meeting gun is a 4 " pre model 29 44 magnum with a Gold hammer and trigger, and a really nice nickel job, carried in a floral carved pancake holster.

... When you actually hunt with your carry gun, too.


... When you actually hit with your carry gun, too.


... When you actually carry a 6.5 inch 629 daily, except Sunday
 
. . . . . .if you know what DA and SA mean

. . . . . .if you discuss your gun by barrel length from 2" to 8 3/8" or more

. . . . . .if you think of the 45 Colt as a sub-load for the 454.

. . . . . .if your holster has a hammer thong and your belt has cartridge loops
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. . . . . .if you know the terms Blackhawk, Redhawk, Python and Cobra are not animals
 
. . .if you know the terms Blackhawk, Redhawk, Python and Cobra are not animals

...or someone's talking about helicopters, you drift off into Ruger la la land, utter "Serves Smith and Wesson right, pphhhttt. .44 Remington Magnum.", and then everybody looks at you all confused like.
 
...if--after showing a brand-new shooting acquaintance your new-in-box SW Model 57 6-in nickeled safe queen, with him yawning and asking, "You got a Desert Eagle in there by any chance?"--you never spoke to him again OR the friend that introduced you...
 
If you walk into your local Gander, looking to maybe put an AR-15 on layaway, and instead walk out with a used GP-100 and used Super Redhawk in .480 with scope on layaway.

I did that today. :)
 
...when at local matches you are ready for people to ask you why you aren't shooting a 'case-tosser' and are prepared to see them exasperated and confused when you explain you prefer wheel guns.
...when you get pissed in other forums where the whole thread turns to revolver bashing and people try and talk you out of buying a revolver.
...when you watch the movie Point Blank over and over again just to see Lee Marvin shooting a bed with a S&W model 27 in slow motion.
...when you have long conversations with your girlfriend about the merits of revolvers.
 
...when you get pissed to see some 'bro' giving a 90 lb. girl a 454 Casull and laughing when she's hit with the hammer spur.
 
You still consider your primary firearms safeties to be your finger and your brain.

Oh, and I'll donate to arm the preacher.:cool:
 
redneck wheel gun man

This is the funniest set that I've every seen. yes, I like my "N" frame smiths, the model 28, the 57 and 58's and my (OK< what ever the numbers are on my .44 special.) These pistols are accurate. and the .41 mag. is exseptial.)I'm going to work up a load just to see how accaurate it can shoot.(all my Smiths have 6" barrels.)
Pat
 
.... you always load only 6 shells in your Browning HP magazines, just to avoid contracting the bad habit of "relying on a seventh shot"
 
... you can reload a swing-out cylinder two shells at a time while looking through a spotting scope at the results of your previous 6-shot string but can't manage to fill up a high-cap 9mm magazine without breaking fingernails/drawing blood
 
.... you always load only 6 shells in your Browning HP magazines, just to avoid contracting the bad habit of "relying on a seventh shot"

... you can reload a swing-out cylinder two shells at a time while looking through a spotting scope at the results of your previous 6-shot string but can't manage to fill up a high-cap 9mm magazine without breaking fingernails/drawing blood

:D

Good ones, chriske! :)
 
Mag Pouches

... if you have to contain laughter every time you see a double stack mag double pouch, because nobody outside the military should ever need that much ammo.:eek:

.....if you wife knows that the bulge in your pants is the only reload you'd ever carry, a moon clip in your pocket....:neener:
 
you're passwords are your favorite models.

you actually now what is sounds like to hear a can scream for mercy:evil:

you have every "Dirty Harry" made on video AND dvd just incase one breaks.

you've ever heard of dan wesson and/or own one.

you think a new "Dirty Harry" should be made with a 500 smith-wesson or
.460xvr.
 
You stop looking at the Para-Ordnance 1911 because a Rossi .38 caught your eye. I did actually do that.
 
...the leather on your rig/holster and the wood on your grips are of a better quality than the leather on your shoes and the wood on your furniture.
 
You seriously consider taking that .22 pistol you have 90% paid off, off of layaway to pay off 40% of a S&W .22 revolver.

I'm considering that right now. Oh the decisions:D
 
....If the clicks of a revolver being cocked, sound better that than the best music you have ever heard. Not to mention holding an Old Model SA and feeling and hearing those four "clicks". Just awesome!
 
In Church....

Sitting there in church, wondering why you're not at the pistol range instead, you ponder why they have yet to canonize Samuel Colt, Elmer Keith, and a bunch of other guys like Skeeter, so we could have proper patron saints of our own: St Sam, St Elmer..... so on.

You might be a wheelgunner if you even "get it" on that one.:D
 
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