Joe Demko
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Gunboards are a hotbed of material for those who are amused by ????waving. I have several particular favorites:
1. The fellow over at AR15.com who tbraggingly told the story, a couple years ago, about being muzzle swept by a newbie at a commercial range. He "instinctively" threw himself to the floor, drew his 1911 and put the front sight COM on her. What made the story even better is that she was a young mother there with her husband and a couple toddlers. Hubby was trying to teach her to shoot. The best part is that the guy who posted the story couldn't understand why he was being widely hailed as the world's biggest jackass.
2. Another fellow, I forget the board, who claimed to have been jumped by two muggers in the proverbial dark alley. His response was to kick both of them in the nuts, draw his Steyr GB from its shoulder holster, and hold them at gunpoint while he spat in both their faces and called them ???????. A classic.
3. All the gun guys everywhere who blather at great length that they'll die fighting to preserve the 2A (this almost always involves a .308 rifle) , but who can't be bothered to write their legislators or join the NRA. As they used to say back in old country "An empty can rattles the loudest."
Egad, I love the internet. It has given countless people the opportunity to make fools of themselves publicly who might otherwise have been denied the chance.
1. The fellow over at AR15.com who tbraggingly told the story, a couple years ago, about being muzzle swept by a newbie at a commercial range. He "instinctively" threw himself to the floor, drew his 1911 and put the front sight COM on her. What made the story even better is that she was a young mother there with her husband and a couple toddlers. Hubby was trying to teach her to shoot. The best part is that the guy who posted the story couldn't understand why he was being widely hailed as the world's biggest jackass.
2. Another fellow, I forget the board, who claimed to have been jumped by two muggers in the proverbial dark alley. His response was to kick both of them in the nuts, draw his Steyr GB from its shoulder holster, and hold them at gunpoint while he spat in both their faces and called them ???????. A classic.
3. All the gun guys everywhere who blather at great length that they'll die fighting to preserve the 2A (this almost always involves a .308 rifle) , but who can't be bothered to write their legislators or join the NRA. As they used to say back in old country "An empty can rattles the loudest."
Egad, I love the internet. It has given countless people the opportunity to make fools of themselves publicly who might otherwise have been denied the chance.
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" or "it's time to dig up your guns, not bury them 
" posts. As if the people making those statements are going to put their money where their mouth is.
