Text-based gunfight

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You guys hold off the zombie and I'll go for help!
thunk
thunk
thunk
thunk
thunk
thunk
thunk thunk thunk thunk screee WHUNK. Click!
(that's me runnung out the door of the evil scientist's lab and locking the door behind me. Sorry guys!
 
Well, it's time for "Ole' Painless"...

Ka-CLACK! Click...

ViiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-kik!

*sounds of jungle birds and insects, distantly, as smoke rises off of the minigun*


:evil::what:
 
OMGWTFBBQ!!!111!1!1!ONE!! the minigun didnt kill em all!!!ONEONEONE OHTEHNOEZ!!@@@11
 
RRREEEEEEEEEEH! RRREEEEEEEEEH! RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEH! RRREEEEEEEEEEH! (continues)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

clankclankclankclankclankclankclankclank


BOOM!!!





16" gun on USS Missouri :D
(I don't know how to spell the alarm)
 
poot ... poot ... poot ...

Sorry! With ammo prices this high, .22LR slow-fire is all I can afford. But I try my best at taking well-aimed shots to make the target cringe.
 
click...........BANG!
*old flintlock*

Drop! Crash! Clang!
*any gun used by the french military during most of the wars of the last few hundred years* (sorry, I had to do it)

ffffffFFFFWWWWOOOOOOOOSSSHHH......KAAAAAAABOOOOOOOM!!!!
*nuked from space*

click...ffffffttttthhhhhhh..BOOM! BOOM! BOOOOM! KABOOM!
*flintlock igniting black powder trail leading to a crapload of black powder barrels*

*click *click *click *click Damn!
me at the moment because I'm out of ammo :(
 
OMG! BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!! [Run skitterdodgefumble] clatter BANGclickBANGclickclick tosspiece run ask cat for help get no help.

(Self, with revolver)
 
Klaxon, klaxon, klaxon, I repeat, klaxon, klaxon, klaxon...

(sounds of B-52's rumbling down the runway on MITO's...)

It's Miller time! :evil:

Boom! Fwoooooooooooooooooooooooosshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, roaaaaaaaar!

There go the Minuteman III's out of the silos! This is it boys! Nuclar combat toe to toe with the Russkies...
 
*thwack* ... *thwack* ... *thwack*

Sound of my (dream) supressed 9mm

CLICK-CLACK! (mag being seated) ... CLACK-CLACK! (racking the slide to chamber a round ...

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM ... tink tink tink ...
(30 round mag from my Saiga + last few casings bouncing on the concrete floor)

Ah, this is fun!

And Warren, I see you'z an Ork fan!

We'ze got the best shootas!
 
clickclick....pop....clickclick....pop.....clickclick....pop....clickclick...pop...clickclick...pop....clickclick....pop.....clickclick....click

reload the single six.

you guys are lucky i'm a .22 sniper!
 
KA-BOOM! splat, KA-Boom! splat, KA-Boom! splat,KA-Boom! splat,KA-Boom! splat,KA-Boom! splat,

What else? 44 magnum
 
foop, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, foop, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, foop, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump...

Air rifle.
 
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
Pause to look dramatically at the camera, then spin around to face the very last badguy sneaking up behind.
Spinnnn, Ka-shink, BLAM (target falls down DRT)
(Rifleman style of course)

Or in the real world...
Cock, Click <pause>
Cock, Click <pause> (grumble grumble)
Cock, Click fsshhhhwssshhhhtttttPOOF
Oh wherethehelldiditgo??? Cough, cough, cough.
(Me the first time I tried firing a friend's flintlock, the powder was damp)
 
Can't believe you guys didn't have your ultimate HD/zombie gun

BOOM!
click-clack
BOOM!
click-clak
BOOM!
click-clack
BOOM!
click-clack
BOOM!
click-clak
BOOM!
click-
tactical reload....
clack
etc.
 
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