If the scout rifle trend continues the way semi-auto rifle trends go, this year they will come out with a version with additional rails mounted at the 3, 6, and 9 o'clock positions around the forend so you can mount a flashlight, a laser, a spork, a folding saw, a leather awl, a cork-screw, two screwdrivers, and a can-opener on the rifle. They'll call it the "Boy Scout Rifle" in honor of the Boy Scout Knife (I think "Swiss Army Rifle" is already taken) or maybe the Leatherman Scout Versarifle. It will be belt-fed so you don't have to worry about those pesky stripper clips or bulky magazines, and the scope mounts will be on locking slides so you can slide it back or forth along the rifle's length based on the time of day and the position of the sun in the sky. Obviously, the scope will have to be a 1-power to do this, but they will have flip-down lenses (like at the optometrist's office) to allow for greater magnification that is customizable to the scope location and your personal prescription.
Where the hell did I put my levergun?