OUCH!!!

been there, done that..............hpg

We have to qualify with our weak hand every time we fire our m4's. The first time i did it i held it like i do when im shooting right handed with my support hand holding the magazine. Needles to say when i fired the first shot left handed the bolt grabbed my right thumb. Not only did the shell burn me bit the bolt took a chunk of flesh and jammed the rifle. Needless to say it will never happen again

I thought I was the only one. I never told anybody about it. What're the dues for the Red Crescent Club?

1956 ? .243 Win borrowed from guy next to me. ("Wanna try it?" "Sure.") Never looked through a scope before. Where's the image? Scrooched up tight to find image. Ah, there!

"Don't get so close to..." Bang.

Owieowieowieowie.

"Bumped it on car door, Mom."

Second lie I ever told her.

Been there, done that, only with a .30-06, and my cut was actually in my right eyebrow.

So what did you tell your Mom?