Big Bore, no worries. I’m just showing I’m relatively inexperienced as a hunter. I’m hunting Linn County, adjacent to the MO line. Where are those big birds? I’ve got a friend in south Texas who is chomping at the bit to get up here. He has no turkeys in his part of Texas. We’re going to swap his hunting for turkey on my ground for my hunting hogs and javelina on his.
The story is kind of long. I hope you find it entertaining.
My revelation that turkeys are the dumbest animals on earth came two years ago. I was in southwest corner of 40 acres that has a three acre clearing. To the south is a 30 acre wood. To the west are more woods with a “lane” running along the fence line. There is rarely anybody on either tract and they have become bedding areas for deer and turkey. I set up on the north side of the clearing, about 100 yards away from the 30 acre wood and 40 yards from the west property line. There is a U-shaped berm from where a prior owner ham-handedly shoved some dirt around. I was really green at turkey hunting but had been there enough to know that a big tom would come down that lane, into my field and to a pond in the woods just north of where I set up. I‘m in the U of that berm, wearing a brown hat, a camo shirt and blue jeans. I’m sitting on 2’ step aluminum ladder. From where that tom would be coming, the most he would be able to see of me is my head. I’m totally exposed from behind.
So there I sit, Baretta on my lap and a box call in hand. I give a few purrs and wait 15 minutes, a few purrs and wait 15 minutes. About an hour into this, I haven’t heard a turkey when suddenly, “CLUCK”. That was close, I thought and behind me. Another cluck. I strain my peripheral vision trying to see the bird. It must have taken me 10 minutes of very slowly turning my head to finally see the bird, directly under the deer feeder 8 yards behind me. I risk another purr, to be answered by a cluck. The seconds drag on and finally the bird circles to my right around the berm. I’ve got an easy shot but it is a smaller bird with a very small beard. It was going to be my first turkey but the beard is so short I feel sorry for it and let it go. The next 45 minutes this bird parades in front of me, answering my occasional purrs with clucks, dust baths and grazing. Finally it walks off to west, northwest and goes below the pond dam. All the while, I’m hearing its intermittent cluck.
I stick to my call routine, hearing its clucks. Suddenly, “CLUCK”. That was close, I thought and behind me. Another cluck. It has to be right where the first bird started. I strain my peripheral vision trying to see this new bird. But at the sound of a new cluck, the first bird answers and it is clearly excited. It is coming and fairly quickly. The new bird is answering. Through my peripheral vision, I see the first bird coming. It passes through my vision and there are excited clucks behind me as the two birds meet. “Great”, I’m thinking these two are going to have a party behind my back. So I’m trying to turn to see these two when up the lane 150+ yards away comes a thunderous gobble. Geez, that is an amazing sound. The tom comes into view a 100 yards away just on the other side of the fence. I’ve got two birds 8 yards behind me clucking away. My butt hurts from sitting on that stupid aluminum ladder, my shotgun laying in my lap and the call in my hands. The tom is trying to get these two to come to him. Being inexperienced, I’m not sure what the two behind me are up to but I’m pretty sure they aren’t mating.
I give a purr. The tom answers with another big gobble. He is all puffed up. The two behind me are clucking away. The tom comes through the fence. “All right, keep coming”, I’m thinking. But he makes a slight left turn and struts about 50 yards away in front of me. Over the next half hour, the strutting and gobbling continues, the clucks continue, the occasional purrs are made. My butt really hurts but I’m thinking this will be my first turkey if I can just get the tom 20 yards closer. Then the two behind me split up. One goes around to my right, the other to my left. Just as the tom is 50 yards out directly in front of me and the other two are 15 yards to my right and left, I hear “Cluck”. “That was close and right behind me again!” The tom gobbles in response to the third bird. The two to my right and left continue circling heading for the tom. I’m in the middle of four birds and they are oblivious to my presence. They get to the tom and those three start to head off to the lane. The bird behind me continues clucking and moves away to the left. I never got a look at him/her. I’m crestfallen and fail to entice the tom to come back.
They are just disappearing from view, a 100+ yards away. My butt can’t take it anymore. I stand up. At that, those three scream and run in terror. All I could do was chuckle and marvel at how that tom could make such a thunderous gobble and such a terrified shriek. I was in plain sight and as long as I didn’t move quickly, they didn’t care. Geez, I love hunting even if I don’t get anything.