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A RKBA joke

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by twoblink, Jan 8, 2003.

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  1. twoblink

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    Q: How many Sarah Brady's does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Well, the lightbulb wouldn't have gone out if there weren't so many guns on the street!

    I told this joke to my gf, to illustrate that the irrational left can blame guns for basically anything.

    I'm sure below this post now, will be a slew of skewed versions of this crude joke..
     
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    Who needs a halogen lamp to go duck hunting?
     
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    Can you mount a Tac light on a double barrel shotgun?
     
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    Q: How many of the Brady Bunch does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Infinity. One to outlaw it as an "assault bulb," one to confiscate it, one to outlaw "assault flashlights," one to confiscate them, one to outlaw "assault candles," one to confiscate them...

    - pdmoderator
     
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    Q: How many Sarah Brady's does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Light ..... ?

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    Q: How many Sarah Brady's does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Well, you see the lightbulb probably had a difficult childhood, lives in a poor neighbor hood and is economically disadvantaged. We must negotiate with the lightbulb and try to understand it better. The most important thing is to not do anything that might escalate the situation.
     
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    Q: How many Sarah Brady's does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Ask me 3 days later; after the "cooling off period" just in case the replacement bulb was bought in anger....
     
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