Am I a gun nut now?

[ReadyontheRight]

More guns than shoes is a good indicator. However, for women, you need to divide the number of PAIRS of shoes by THREE to make this an apples to apples comparison.

(Ducking head and taking cover for the un-P.C. "women and shoes" comment).

Gus -- you must have been raised right. I hope my girls turn out as savvy as you. Best of luck with the wedding!

 

[jefnvk]

How does 9 guns and 4 cylinders work?

 

[Gus Dddysgrl]

4 guns in my possession(one I took from daddy), and I think 11 pairs of flip-flops (At least that's all I can think of off the top of my head). Then I have at least 2 nice black dress shoes, 2 nice white dress shoes, 3 pairs of sneakers(I think I should throw at least 2 of those away cause they are in really bad shape and not really of any use anymore, but I have to find them first), and then some....tall knee high boots, winter boots, and a pair of steel toed boots for work. I really do need to work on getting more guns. (21 pairs of shoes/3=7 guns)

Most girls go for lots of shoes, I just liek the Old Navy flip flops that only cost $3.50. That's a lot better than what most shoes cost.

Werewolf-I haven't had enough money to get some of those yet. I do like those, but I haven't gotten that far, give sometime.

 

[GigaBuist]

Lesse...

Forks: 4 (seriously, I live alone!)
Cylinders: 4 (Go, Jetta, Go!)
Shoes: 4 pair (work dress shoes, nicer dress shoes, boots, running shoes).
Guns: 14

 

[Croyance]

Whoa! Nobody asked the important question;
Do you have a sister? At least a cousin that's like this?
A gun for engagement and one for a wedding present? I'd be ready to settle down.

 

[RED-DOG 40]

"It's a wedding present for Jon. (yes he does know about it.) This will be my 3rd gun. "


...Hummm...It's already started..

.Gus to significant other: Honey what's yours is Mine and what's Mine is Mine..

Congradulations on your new journey.....

 

[Gus Dddysgrl]

RED-DOG 40-yeah I've said that.

Croyance-I have 2 sisters, one doesn't like guns, one is still a little brat and hasn't fully been introduced to shooting, but what she's done she enjoyed. I do love them both and they are great, but not yet gun nuts. My cousins are really girlie girls who would freak if I told them I had a gun.

Sorry.

 

[Standing Wolf]

Does this make me a gun nut?

You're on the path, but I think you need more practice. Skipping lunches for a couple months, now...

 

[DMK]

If someone asks you how many guns you own and you are not sure you can answer, not because you are paranoid but because you are having trouble adding them up in your head? Then you are a gun nut.

Uh oh.

 

[Barbara]

6 cylinders and 4 guns..but I can count the kids, too, right? So..7 or 8, if we count the BB gun.

ETA: I forgot one. I have 5 guns. I forgot the .22 Marlin that I've sort of half-given to the youngest and will officially hand over as soon as he learns a tad more self-control.. so, 8, plus the BB gun. And I only own a push mower.

Since I was printing and mailing gun-related legislative surveys at 4:30 this morning, and I'm doing it again now, I could probably ditch all the guns and still be a nut.

 

[coonan357]

is you gun safe smaller than the fridge then you are definately a GN

 

[GigaBuist]

Oh crap. This is bad.

Sure, I can tell you the make, model and caliber of my 14 firearms, but....

I forgot that I owned a second car.

 

[OEF_VET]

Let's see....
cylinders: 12 (Ford Ranger and BMW 325ci)
forks: 22
guns: hmmm, not quite sure anymore, but I think it's a bit more than 2 dozen

Gus, you're not a nut yet. Giving up a meal for a gun is child's play. Now, if you say you gave up a kidney for a new gun, well, that's definitely gun-nut material.

 

[Brian Williams]

Whoa! Nobody asked the important question;Do you have a sister? At least a cousin that's like this?

and this is Gus' brother and Father

Let's see the forks are my wife's except the bent one in the basement for the midnite maurauder snacks
Forks = 1
All the cars are in my Wife's name 16 cyl
cylinders = 0
Shoes 8 pair 1pr dress, 1pr cleats, 2 pr work boots, 1 pr hunting boots, 1 pr birkenstocks, 1 pr sneakers, 1 pr flip flops, 1 pr water sandals

guns 16 or 17 maybe 18 do not remember which ones are mine.

certifiable GN

 

[Brian Williams]

OBTW welcome back coonan357
Long time no posts


and how was your trip OEF_VET