dukeofurl
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You might be a gun nut if you own more leather than a gay bar
You might be a gun nut if you own more leather than a gay bar
You might be considered a gun nut if you...
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Warren
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If, and I heard this today, you own about 200 gun manuals for guns you don't own and probably will never own.
Actual quote "Well, you never know when it might come up. "
Actual quote "Well, you never know when it might come up. "
twoblink
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When you are caught by your loved one whispering a name at night in the middle of a dream and it's not her's.. The next day, she confronts you and you tell her it was the name of the next gun you wanted to buy.. AND SHE BELIEVES YOU!!
(err... don't ask how I know.. just don't ask..)
When you take time to stop and tell the window washer the Four Rules, because he obviously violated one with the finger on the Windex..
(err... don't ask how I know.. just don't ask..)
When you take time to stop and tell the window washer the Four Rules, because he obviously violated one with the finger on the Windex..
Red_SC
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You, too, huh? It took me a minute. Sears, not sears!
Warren
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Your kids draw some pictures for you to hang up. No, not on the fridge but at the range...and mock you if you don't punch them to their satisfaction.
dukeofurl
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You bring your own ties to the gun show.
Quote:
"Your favorite perfume is Hoppe's #9"
I asked my girlfriend earlier if she would mind if I changed my cologne...
I got one for those of us still living at home too:
Your parents intercept all gun related mail when it get close to your birthday(still haven't seen this months Guns & Ammo)
"Your favorite perfume is Hoppe's #9"
I asked my girlfriend earlier if she would mind if I changed my cologne...
I got one for those of us still living at home too:
Your parents intercept all gun related mail when it get close to your birthday(still haven't seen this months Guns & Ammo)
twoblink
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When you are pumping gas, while others try to pump to an even number, like $20, you aim for $19.11 (or if you have an SUV!!) $30.06
Warren
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Your favorite time of day? 3:57.
Waitone
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You go to a dentist to get an estimate on a molar reconstruction.
He informs you, "that'll be $900" at which point to say, "Joke right? I can get a tricked out Kimber 1911 for that."
. . . . . .or a new Glock and a Bersa.
Golfers have the same problem. You mean to tell me that costs as much as a Titlist driver, or Calaway irons.
He informs you, "that'll be $900" at which point to say, "Joke right? I can get a tricked out Kimber 1911 for that."
. . . . . .or a new Glock and a Bersa.
Golfers have the same problem. You mean to tell me that costs as much as a Titlist driver, or Calaway irons.
dukeofurl
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Personalized License Plates
GM 1AB
SSP MA
308 NATO
RKBA
GM 1AB
SSP MA
308 NATO
RKBA
NoHarmNoFAL
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You start a business so that you can shoot more and buy more guns & stuff. See the sig. line.
Black Snowman
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I have another one.
... if you have to warn someone "Don't trip on the ammo in the bathroom."
... if you have to warn someone "Don't trip on the ammo in the bathroom."
Amish_Bill
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...get more birthday & holiday greetings from the gun supply companies than your own family.
twoblink
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When the video rental store calls you to borrow a copy of "hard boiled" because theirs has gone bad..
Warren
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Before deciding which gun is best you decide you will have to shoot all of them. Not just yours, all of them. Just to be sure.
Gus Dddysgrl
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You look at a tree and wonder how long and how many shots it would take for the thing to fall down. (We knocked a couple of branches down back in the winter when we were on a couples retreat. I then started trying to figure out how long it would take us to knock the whole tree down.)
You bought a gun for a spouse for a wedding gift. (I did that)
You pay your kids back in ammo and not cash. (Thanks daddy! I still have a couple of boxes left, but you still owe me money so I might have to go to the range and "run out" so you can give me more. )
I might come up with more.
Gus
You bought a gun for a spouse for a wedding gift.
(I did that)You pay your kids back in ammo and not cash. (Thanks daddy! I still have a couple of boxes left, but you still owe me money so I might have to go to the range and "run out" so you can give me more.
)I might come up with more.
Gus
Nathaniel Firethorn
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... <fave_gun_company/> calls you up and asks if you're willing to beta-test.
... you're walking in the park, wander into an Ultimate course, and try to bust the Frisbee.
... the floor sags under the weight of your collection - and you live in a one-story slab house.
... Feinstein, Lautenberg, and Kennedy name you specifically in a bill.
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... you're walking in the park, wander into an Ultimate course, and try to bust the Frisbee.
... the floor sags under the weight of your collection - and you live in a one-story slab house.
... Feinstein, Lautenberg, and Kennedy name you specifically in a bill.
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Nathanael_Greene
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Every number you see reminds you of a gun reference, either caliber or model number, such as:
110, 336, 1894, 383 (for you fans of old Bersas), 1100, 700, etc. etc.
The last hotel room I stayed in was 223. I said to my wife, "That's a good omen." (And to her credit, it only took her a minute to figure out why.)
110, 336, 1894, 383 (for you fans of old Bersas), 1100, 700, etc. etc.
The last hotel room I stayed in was 223. I said to my wife, "That's a good omen." (And to her credit, it only took her a minute to figure out why.)
ZeroX
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You dilligently peruse the grocery store ads for sales on paper plates and watermelons
mics357
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you have read each entry in this thread and are at about 60%.
you call your local vol. fire dept to tell them if place is burning don't bother commin over because by the time they get here there will just be a crater and you don't want anyone hurt (my mom did this)
you call your local vol. fire dept to tell them if place is burning don't bother commin over because by the time they get here there will just be a crater and you don't want anyone hurt (my mom did this)
KriegHund
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You "accidentaly" spray a little #9 on the carpet so oyu can smell it for a while.
You tell your mom your ordering 6 magazines from a web site and she thinks you meant a 6 year subscription, not 6 mini 14 magazines from CTD.
You get frustrated trying to get the floor plate out on your mauser and clean your other guns to calm down before you try again.
You see someone spend 2 grand on a new gun and say "Hey i could buy x# of mosin nagants for that!"
You tell your mom your ordering 6 magazines from a web site and she thinks you meant a 6 year subscription, not 6 mini 14 magazines from CTD.
You get frustrated trying to get the floor plate out on your mauser and clean your other guns to calm down before you try again.
You see someone spend 2 grand on a new gun and say "Hey i could buy x# of mosin nagants for that!"
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