You might be considered a gun nut if you...
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Mad Hatter
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If you can pay your range membership with the lead you leave in the berm.
Moondoggie
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"Have more guns than pairs of pants."?????
Why would anybody NEED that many pairs of pants? You can only wear one pair at a time!
Why would anybody NEED that many pairs of pants? You can only wear one pair at a time!
DonNikmare
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...you boil down all expenses to what the $ would buy in guns or gun related products.
PinnedAndRecessed
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If you actually have a "procedure" for sneaking newly purchased guns into the house. (Stealth buys.)
klover
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If you think you're in denial
about this addiction as you were about all those other addictions, then you probably are a gun nut.
about this addiction as you were about all those other addictions, then you probably are a gun nut.
Hardtarget
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One of the guys at church says " you look like you need some range therapy time"
I'm trying to buy my friends revolver...I woke up Thurs. 6/16 at 3:57(mod 19)
I was weighing investment at work...the second scoop weighed 135.7 grams.
You stop the gas pump so the ammount reads as a cool caliber designation.
Mark.
I'm trying to buy my friends revolver...I woke up Thurs. 6/16 at 3:57(mod 19)
I was weighing investment at work...the second scoop weighed 135.7 grams.
You stop the gas pump so the ammount reads as a cool caliber designation.
Mark.
- Your wife tells you you are NOT allowed to remove any bricks or dig any holes in the yard as hiding places for guns at the house you just bought (yup...happened)
- You've ever taken up a collection of unused AOL CDs at the office so you have more free targets (my wife did this
- Coworkers clean out every AOL CD display at the store to fill your collection box
- Your wife doesn't allow you to reload in the house for fear of stepping on a BB while walking to get a drink of water in the middle of the night
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(For the record, my wife came up with most of these from HER experiences before meeting me. She has yet to take me on my first hunting trip. Guess who the gun nut in THIS family is?
- You've ever taken up a collection of unused AOL CDs at the office so you have more free targets (my wife did this
- Coworkers clean out every AOL CD display at the store to fill your collection box
- Your wife doesn't allow you to reload in the house for fear of stepping on a BB while walking to get a drink of water in the middle of the night
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(For the record, my wife came up with most of these from HER experiences before meeting me. She has yet to take me on my first hunting trip. Guess who the gun nut in THIS family is?
K-Romulus
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hee hee, count me in
If you actually have a "procedure" for sneaking newly purchased guns into the house. (Stealth buys.)
If you actually have a "procedure" for sneaking newly purchased guns into the house. (Stealth buys.)
duck_god827
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sealth buys
I have a two ways that never fail. Any firearm, it Jimbos and I am just taking a look at it for him. Sceond bring it home diassembled and call it spare parts.
I have a two ways that never fail. Any firearm, it Jimbos and I am just taking a look at it for him. Sceond bring it home diassembled and call it spare parts.
PinnedAndRecessed
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LOL! That would actually work!
Marshall
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I have Gun wallpaper on my desktop at work. People that know me understand, those that don't wonder........................hmmmmm?
Eskimo Jim
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.....Your spouse signs on to THR to tell you that dinner is ready.
HI express
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Might be one, if..
If you have more than 12 extra holsters in your holsters box. (for the same gun)
If you had a reloading machine stored in its original box because you have it but don't know how to reload.
If you still have parts or add-ons for guns which you sold a long time ago.
If your safe is overflowing but you keep on collecting new toys (but more often than not bring out only your old favorites to shoot).
Like one of my old Texas buddies says..you bring out some old guns to play with even though "that dog don't hunt anymore."
If you have more than 12 extra holsters in your holsters box. (for the same gun)
If you had a reloading machine stored in its original box because you have it but don't know how to reload.
If you still have parts or add-ons for guns which you sold a long time ago.
If your safe is overflowing but you keep on collecting new toys (but more often than not bring out only
your old favorites to shoot).Like one of my old Texas buddies says..you bring out some old guns to play with even though "that dog don't hunt anymore."
PinnedAndRecessed
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It's not because I have collected too many toys. It's because I bought a too small safe to begin with. (IT'S NOT MY FAULT!)
artherd
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You've spent more on guns than you have on CARS! (and you have 2 cars and a 3/4ton truck.)
LeonCarr
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If your favorite time of the day is 3:57 .
Just my .02,
LeonCarr
.Just my .02,
LeonCarr
1911 guy
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I can relate
You prioritize everyone at the deli by their threat probability.
That one's not so funny. Common sense.
On to humor: The RO wants to see the stuff you brought today, then asks to shoot it when it's slow.
Gunshop employee puts a pound of Varget and .224 TNT's on the counter when you walk in.
Shop owner asks your opinion on an appraisal.
You have enough smokeless and black powder to make your wife quit smoking.
Your wifes uncle gives you an heirloom firearm simply because he knows it will be cared for.
You prioritize everyone at the deli by their threat probability.
That one's not so funny. Common sense.
On to humor: The RO wants to see the stuff you brought today, then asks to shoot it when it's slow.
Gunshop employee puts a pound of Varget and .224 TNT's on the counter when you walk in.
Shop owner asks your opinion on an appraisal.
You have enough smokeless and black powder to make your wife quit smoking.
Your wifes uncle gives you an heirloom firearm simply because he knows it will be cared for.
Browns Fan
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I may have said the same thing in a similar post, but at the risk of sounding redundant (or consistant ), here goes...
...get home after a hard day at work, open a cold one, and peruse THR!
Not that I've been known to do this!
), here goes......get home after a hard day at work, open a cold one, and peruse THR!
Not that I've been known to do this!
enfield303
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When your manager asks what's new on THR.
When your buddy brings you IDPA targets AT WORK.
(And nobody says anything)
When you have to sort through your change can for ammo B4 you take it to the bank.
When you bring tracers to the july 4th BBQ instead of firecrackers.
When the first gift you get for a new Nephew is a 10/.22
When your buddy brings you IDPA targets AT WORK.
(And nobody says anything)
When you have to sort through your change can for ammo B4 you take it to the bank.
When you bring tracers to the july 4th BBQ instead of firecrackers.
When the first gift you get for a new Nephew is a 10/.22
Wakal
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Your favorite gun shop owner calls you...at home...and asks you for a history lesson and price on a obscure weapon that just came in the front door of his shop...
one-shot-one
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you have
read all the way down to this post and can't figurer out what is so strange or different about any of the previous posts?!?!!?
read all the way down to this post and can't figurer out what is so strange or different about any of the previous posts?!?!!?
scott5
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You might be a gun nut if
-The DEA,CIA,BATFE,Army,FBI, local SWAT,City,County,State police have your number on speed dial in case they have a gun that they can't identify, or if they need a history on a gun or weapons system.
-These same officials regularly call you to give shooting instructions to the new recruits.
-You get a job at "Ten second walk dot com" so you can spend more time at home reloading,cleaning,dry fireing ...
-You buy components by the palet and not by the box.
-You get a job at place that has a HAZMAT dock just so you can buy components by the palet.
-The DEA,CIA,BATFE,Army,FBI, local SWAT,City,County,State police have your number on speed dial in case they have a gun that they can't identify, or if they need a history on a gun or weapons system.
-These same officials regularly call you to give shooting instructions to the new recruits.
-You get a job at "Ten second walk dot com" so you can spend more time at home reloading,cleaning,dry fireing ...
-You buy components by the palet and not by the box.
-You get a job at place that has a HAZMAT dock just so you can buy components by the palet.
Texian Pistolero
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You MIGHT be a gun nut if:
- When you take your coffee can of spare change to the "Coinstar" machine at the grocery store, you always lose at least three rounds of pistol ammo into the machine by mistake.
- When you put three boxes of No. 7 1/2 12 gauge birdshot in the bottom of your closet the day after dove season, and by the next dove season they have spontaneously bred to over 25 boxes.
- When you find out your daughter is pregnant, you run down to the gun store and put a shotgun on layaway for your grandchild.
And if the sonogram later shows it to be a girl, your run down and change the layaway to a 20 gauge.
- When you take your coffee can of spare change to the "Coinstar" machine at the grocery store, you always lose at least three rounds of pistol ammo into the machine by mistake.
- When you put three boxes of No. 7 1/2 12 gauge birdshot in the bottom of your closet the day after dove season, and by the next dove season they have spontaneously bred to over 25 boxes.
- When you find out your daughter is pregnant, you run down to the gun store and put a shotgun on layaway for your grandchild.
And if the sonogram later shows it to be a girl, your run down and change the layaway to a 20 gauge.
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