Am I being paranoid?

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being slightly paranoid in these troubled times is highly under rated. but, if you really want to carry concealed, you are going to have to do it, or take a chance at a lengthy jail stay. and personally, that is the last place i want to spend any time. i have thought the same thing about some of my health issues. with obamacare giving out every spec of my PRIVATE MEDICAL INFORMATION, to any political moron on any crusade they happen to be on. i can not believe the mentality of the politicians that actually are in charge of this country. they certainly are not true representatives of the average people in this country.
 
I've bought so much gunpowder and primers over the years that I probably have my very own dedicated spy satellite. I guarantee you that somewhere there is a mockup of my house that is used to train SWAT teams for the inevitable day when they finally have to take me down. At any given moment there are probably at least a dozen IR cameras watching every angle of my property. For I am one of those evil, wicked, right-wing extremist, tea-partying gun owners clinging to my religion that the media can never seem to catch committing any of the violent acts they always blame on me. I even saw Elvis levitate up into a hovering UFO that our gubmint denies the existence of. None of that stopped me from getting my CHL.;)
 
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