The more I think about illegal folks wanting American Culture, Goods and Services...I say give it to them. Just dump it in their lap.
C 130s to drop HUGE Amounts of ...
Barney The Dino, The Bee Gees Music, McDonald's Fries,...
Tapes, gotta have tapes...Senate Hearings,( that ought to bore them to death, just pick the right ones is all) Movies, "Yentel" should do it,(for sure they will learn the terms "bad" , "boring" and "awful") books, send them the Children's Classic "How to Eat Worms" ...great book btw, just we present it as a rite of passage for US kids and a recipe book for adults...
Chicken in every pot, how many chickens and coops fit in a C130? Better make it 3 C130s...
Oganizations, illegals want .org...given 'em some. Well PETA will have panties in a wad, so boot kick a C130 full of PETA folks after the Chickens start decending...tell 'em it is Wing Walking - an American Tradition...they want some American Traditions this would be a good one to start, then introduce Turkey Drops in November...
Free housing? FEMA ever get them trailers to NOLA? Still working on it you say? How may FEMAs fit a C130? Kill two birds with one stone with this one, FEMA gets to play 'homeland security' <whistle..."bombs away"....> and folks below understand the English word for "white trash trailer park".
Gimmee another keyboard, I'm on roll here...
"But Steve, this might cause an international incident, we are not suppose to cross borders".
Tell 'em Bird Bird from Sesame Street is coming to visit and his kinfolk - 'sides that "memo" about borders and such...obviously got lost, big time, some time ago I might add...now where was I ?...oh yeah...
...in the meantime, anybody know how 'puter literat these illegals are? Because I figure a load of 'puters that only get wrong wing whiney butt forums, and tainted with software that not only makes them members, also moderators of a L&P forum should drive them nuts in short order and re-think some of this...
...excuse me, I need to pick Fred Reed's brain on some of this...
I get dibbs on riding shotgun and booting the first load out btw...
Careful what you ask for - you might just get it