NEEEEEEED
I haven't counted, but I've seen way more than enough assertions involving the word "need" in this thread, as in
"you don't NEED to hunt."
I see we're trying to resurrect the
Bill of Needs again.
I even watched as "any lawful purpose" was forcibly folded, spindled, and mutilated to show that "what's lawful in one place might be unlawful in another place so what happens if it's unlawful everywhere?"
Don't make me reach for my copy of
Logical Fallacies again.
Oh, and another one I've seen here today: elevating personal preference to moral imperative.
Wow.
I don't like doing [foo], so nobody should be allowed to do [foo], and [foo] should be a crime.
My mommy and daddy (priest/professor/girlfriend) told me [foo] was bad, and they wouldn't lie to me, so I believe that [foo] is bad and anyone who does [foo] should be killed -- preferably shot in the back -- because they deserve it.
And tolerance is for wussies who can't handle exterminating people who don't think like I do.
And, of course, that old standby: HUMANITY IS THE PROBLEM.
Now, to be fair, I was once ignorant, too. In fact, I'll go farther: I was a stupid ass.
Fortunately, for me (and humanity), I found the antidote: the ability to read and comprehend and the willingness to learn and understand new things.
So, for all you closet cowards out there:
Hi, I'm Garry, and I'm a coward.
Hi, Garry!
I've been afraid for years of how personally killing a game animal would affect me.
One day at a time, man!
I'm gonna find me a grizzled old hunter who's willing to drag a rookie out into the field with him, and I'm gonna find out what I'm made of.
The rest of y'all: good luck with the soft life. I've had my fill of it.
Disclaimer: It is entirely possible that there are no closet cowards out there. I may be the only one here. It may also be that I'm the only person here who's ever been ignorant, stupid, or an ass. Those of you who are offended by thinking these remarks could possibly refer to you: I'm clearly not referring to you. Those of you who see something of yourself in these remarks, and who are not offended, and who would like to do something about it, please feel free to join me in ruining some old codger's hunting trip so you, too, can learn.