PlayboyPenguin
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Okay, I finally have to admit that maybe the antis are correct. Guns are evil and dangerous. At least some of them are...I was minding my own business rearranging my gun safe tonight to make room for the new items I purchased this last week (Ruger .44mag Blackhawk and a S&W .38spl+P 637) when suddenly my .44mag Super Blackhawk with the 7.5" barrel took the oppotunity to attack.
I always knew he would be the first to turn on me. He just had that look like he couldn't be trusted.
It lept from the top shelf of the safe and went straight for my throat. Luckily I was able to get my hands up and after a short struggle was able to deflect it's attack. Unfortunately it got in one last blow before I was able to subdue it.
Translation: it fell from the top shelf when I removed the wrong brace pin and I was unable to get a good hold on it and dropped it on my bare foot. I now have at least one broken toe and one badly bruised toenail. It is still hurting now; over an hour later.
My life flashed before my eyes as I saw it falling. I actually gasped out loud. Even after it landed on my bare foot my first thought was "Oh no! The wooden handle is going to be cracked or the finish will be badly marred". Luckily I had the forsight months ago to surround my safes withthose foam rubber matts so the gun was completely unscathed. Not even a blemish.
Bad thing is, if I had just let it fall it would have been fine but instead I tried to catch it and got hurt. I just couldn't let it hit the floor without a fight.
Even sadder is this is the second time I have done something similar to this.
PS: I know that eventually someone that I have pi$$ed off will quote that first line out on context.
I always knew he would be the first to turn on me. He just had that look like he couldn't be trusted.
It lept from the top shelf of the safe and went straight for my throat. Luckily I was able to get my hands up and after a short struggle was able to deflect it's attack. Unfortunately it got in one last blow before I was able to subdue it.
Translation: it fell from the top shelf when I removed the wrong brace pin and I was unable to get a good hold on it and dropped it on my bare foot. I now have at least one broken toe and one badly bruised toenail. It is still hurting now; over an hour later.
My life flashed before my eyes as I saw it falling. I actually gasped out loud. Even after it landed on my bare foot my first thought was "Oh no! The wooden handle is going to be cracked or the finish will be badly marred". Luckily I had the forsight months ago to surround my safes withthose foam rubber matts so the gun was completely unscathed. Not even a blemish.
Bad thing is, if I had just let it fall it would have been fine but instead I tried to catch it and got hurt. I just couldn't let it hit the floor without a fight.
Even sadder is this is the second time I have done something similar to this.
PS: I know that eventually someone that I have pi$$ed off will quote that first line out on context.