Adding some more tidbits of wisdom I have heard...
“The .38 Special cartridge is a boring waste of time. The .357 isn’t much better..”
“Keeping a magazine completely loaded will never weaken out the spring.”
“These Sarsilmaz 9mm’ers are the new rage in European pistols and you need to get one now before you won’t be able to get your hands on one.”
“Glocks are plastic garbage.”
“The 1911 is a ‘Man’s’ gun. If you don’t own one you need one. No one will take you seriously if you don’t.”
“Why would anyone want one of those single action revolvers? Are you sure you wouldn’t like something else?”
“The .38 Special started out as a weak black powder round and it didn’t get much better once they made it a smokeless round.”