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Ive been thinking of some thing along the lines of,

(1,000,000 Gun owners + Gun Control = 1,000,000 more Crimminals)

I know if they took my rights away I would instatly become a criminal!
 
While we're at it, I've always wanted to post a tiny silhouette target, preferably with real bullet holes in it on my house with the caption:

"Trespassers will be perforated."

But as it is, I swear the delivery people are already terrified of me with all the gun stuff I order. They put down the box, ring once, and peel out of there.
Maybe on the back door...:evil:
 
"Guns kill people like forks make people fat"
hahaha if stupid people can sue a gun manufacture for a gun they were use killing someone maybe I can sue corningware for making that meatloaf taste like s%#!
 
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hahaha if stupid people can sue a gun manufacture for a gun they were use killing someone maybe I can sue corningware for making that meatloaf taste like s%#!
That's pretty darn funny. Make it a class action lawsuit and I'll add my name to it also.
 
Really late on this one, but I've always liked Molon Labe simple and to the point. I have a friend that has a really good one - What would Sarah Connor Do? (Terminator).

Of the initial suggestions, I like Gun Control: Making Fascism Cool Again that's a good one.
 
Dial 911

You have reach the 911 emergency center,
If you witnessed a robbery press 1
If you need to fill out an accident report press 2
If you are facing an armed intruder press trigger 3 times.

:D
 
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.

11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.

24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
 
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