convert your rifle into... UCAV

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Basic UCAV conversion kit for your evil black assault rifle
This kit contains detachable wings, 10cc piston engine with fuel tank, engine mount with Picatinny rail adapter, radio controls (rudder, ailerons, engine), as well as miniature CCD TV camera with TV transmitter, that is attached to rifle sights.

To employ our kit, you simply clamp detachable 5' wings onto your rifle receiver, attach tail controls to the buttstock, and mount engine unit onto top receiver rail (M16A2 style carrying handle mounts to be available soon). CCD camera is mounted just behind your rifles' optical sight (open sights version coming sooon). When assembly is done, you simply start the engine and throw your UCAV into the air. Using radio controls, steer your UCAV into the target area, then, using any standard portable TV receiver, preset to the aiming module band, aim and fire your gun using radio-controlled trigger. Standard radio-trigger (TM, pat.pend) is of twoi stage. military type, with single stage adjustable target type available as an extra.
Initially available in black and OD, for M16A2/A3 and Steyr AUG A2 (only, adapter for AUG A1 coming soon).

Stealth Varminter UCAV conversion kit for your tackdriving bolt action rifle. Similar in concept to basic kit above, but featured longer glider-type 7' wings and electrical engine for stealthy operations. Initially available only for Winchester 70 Stealth rifle. Fully adjustable radio-trigger (TM) is standard and variable-power telescope compatible hi-rez CCD camera is standard too. Options include air-pressure operated bolt action reloader and aerodynamically-shaped brass catch container

Titan-Elefanter UCAV conversion kit for safari-type rifles; this unique kit allows you to reach out biggest game withouth being exposed to it. Kit consists of rocket busters, which are mounted on our patent-pending butt-jett (TM) mount, to the butt of your rifle. This kit, unlike previous two, uses initial ballistical launch using rockets. On descending part of the trajectory our kit ejects special parachute and began search for target using transmitting TV camera (standard) or programmable TV/IR target seeker (extra, will be available soon). As the rifle handgs under the parachute muzzle down, it is steered to the target using smal wings, and then fired at the target directly from above, resulting in most spectacular kills. Great for those double-rifle fans who are recoil-senitive. When used in double rifles or in magazone rifles fitted with our pneumatic reloader, it is recommended to load second (last) round with our patented groundbraker rocket landing charge, to ensure longer life of your rifle and kit.

heli-chopper UCAV conversion kit for your Tommy gun. consists of standard CCD TV aiming module and a clamp-on helicopter kit. Scare your neighbors with this "flyin' Chikago typewriter"! Feel yourself an AH64 Apache pilot wile not leaving your garden armchair.

our special offer:
Semper Fi conversion kit for your shotgun. Conists of floatable platic boat 4' long, with our standard CCD TV camera/transmittter and radio-trigger, tuned for your afvorite shotgun. pneumatic pump-sliders available for your "pump" Mossies and Remmies. Amphibious addon with landing rubber wheels and electrical drive coming soon.

and our last offer, the
elite duck-sailor floatable conversion kit for your O/U or SxS shotgun. made of highest grade wood, this radio-controlled miniature sailing boat will carry your double much closer to any duck, than you can get without it. Take em with style and by surprise!


PS: :cool: :evil:
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Death from alight

Reminds me of an episode of The Avengers where a model submarine would surface, fire its surface gun, kill somebody, then submerge. Death from below.
 
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