That's just too funny.
Bunch o' liberals want to start a war against the conservatives. Yeah, that ought to last awhile. They should put it on pay per view, just like boxing.
I can see it now.
"Commentator 1: Here we are, the battle of the century, milenia, whatever.
Commentator 2: That's right, we have two determined groups, ready to fight to the death here.
In corner one, we have the Kerry's Kittens (meow). They are all wearing unwashed khaki during this bout, and their hair is all done in dreadlocks. They arrived today in Honda Elements. They are armed with campaign slogans,
In corner two, we have Bush's Bubbas, wearing all sorts of camo. They showed up today in a few HUMMERS and old ford trucks. They are armed will various battle rifles, pistols, knives and shotguns.
Commentator 1: Thats right. I can't help but think that the Kerry's Kittens are a little in over their heads today.
Commentator 2: Good Point. Kerry's Kittens have virtually no prior military experience, no hunting experience, in fact most of them are vegitarians and vegans.
Commentator 1: Big difference from the Bubbas over on the other side. Just this morning prior to the battle, they killed, skined and cooked a feral hog on the battlefield.
Not to mention that most of the Bubbas have prior military service, almost all of them are hunters, and they are very proficent with their firearms......"
Yeah, this should be fun to watch.
I.G.B.