<Washington State> send in a premolar . . .
You forgot . . . they must be taken with barbless bullets; participants must be master hunters (unless fishing, in which case substitute "baiters" for "hunters"); hunters can't use lead shot/projectiles; you must have a $10.00 "Recreational Use" receipt displayed in your vehicle when accessing public land, plus have a couple tattoos on your a** confirming you have said permit; Bigfoot/feet in-possession must have several clipped adipose toenails (only hatchery Bigfoots/feet are allowed) & can only be between 7'1" and 7'1.2" in overall height; Bigfoot hides must be sealed within 37-seconds of harvest (call the nearest WDF&W office, which may or may not answer the phone, for assistance); participants can only hunt in special "road closure/crawl-in-naked thru-prickly-pear-cactus-areas" - or - in one of the select "Feel Free To Hunt" locations, the terrain of which resembles the features of a Wal*Mart parking lot, except for the fact that there is more cover in a Wal*Mart parking lot); seasons may close on a moment's notice based on the whims of Olympia, the potential presence of snow, or on wind direction; the creatures can't be hunted or even looked-at on the Hanford Reach National Monument since the Feds took over; Bigfoot/feets that have illegally immigrated from other countries are not in season, but are eligible for many free benefits, including medical treatment, Social Security, low rent/free housing & college tuition (Note: If you encounter one of these, you must immediately give them your gun, vehicle, cash, and the deed to your house.); the tribes can harvest all they want in the name of "religious significance" using traditional synthetic monofilament nets strung across trails and hauled to the hunt site in traditional modes of transportation such as government-provided, lifted, high-performance 1-ton 4X4 trucks, or they can opt to use traditional low-yield nukes . . . but, I digress . . .