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Ever wake up to a punch in the head?

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Woke up to an elbow to the nose one morning. My wife has all the standard guy chasing her/gun won't fire/fighting off the bad guy dreams. Funny thing is, I'm the security conscious one and I never have these dreams. I think it's the peaceful sleep of the well prepared. Except for the AM assaults from the missus, that is.
 
My girlfriend and I were on vacation in Florida once, and she fell asleep in the middle of the afternoon. I was watching a movie, but when it ended, I decided to join her for a nap. As soon as I touched the bed, she started freaking out and flailing. Apparently she thought I was a zombie, and when I reached out to try and calm her down, she punched me so I wouldn't eat her brains.

Another time, I had gone far too many hours without sleep. I was visiting my friend's dorm, which was across campus from my own. Finally, I decided to walk back to my own room. I never made it. My friend found me the next morning asleep on a sofa in the common area of his dorm. Apparently, I had come down from his room on the third floor, but when I exited the elevator I got confused and thought I was in my own dorm building. I guess I gave up and laid down on the sofa when I couldn't find my room.
 
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