Facing an angry moose

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BTW, what is a Dire Wolf? I thought it was just a Greatful Dead lyric.

Extinct wolf species. Similar to modern timber wolf but shorter legs and bigger teeth.
 
"...a grizzly might take the notion to nibble..." On your neck and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Yogi might mistake you for Cindy if you're smelling of musk. No dinner or flowers either.
"...was absolutely totaled..." Hitting a deer can do that too.
 
The wife was hooked under the jaw by an antler and actually carried some distance by the moose. Damage was severe enough that my daughter’s best friend, who normally works with people who have lost their voice box due to cancer, is working with this woman to help her speak again.

What should the couple have done differently? (Assuming they were in a Nat’l Park where carrying a big gun or two is not a legal option)

He could have lost her in the sun. ( She might have found another way to make noise )

Lie. " I dunno. They just ran off together ..."

Remember to ask him what she was doing while he was trying to get the Moose' attention. Could be valuable to know in times of crisis. "Run, sweetheart, Run..."

Are there moose in New York?
 
Love Those Moose

What should the couple have done differently? (Assuming they were in a Nat’l Park where carrying a big gun or two is not a legal option)

Moose injure more people than bears and should be taken very seriously, however, at the same time you can really enjoy them and appreciate what odd creature they are.

I've lived and worked around moose most of my life, and have numerous close enounters with cows and calves when I accidently stumbled into them too closely when I wasn't paying attention. I've had a couple of cows do little false charges then stop when got away.

Each cow seems to have a certain distance that is their threat zone. If you stay outside that distance so they don't feel threatened you can stand there and watch them all day. They'll signal you with their body posture and the hair on the top of their neck and hump when you are too close.

I've never personally had an experience with an aggressive bull and human, but one time a big rutting bull moose took a sexual interest in one of our pack horses that was wearing a bell and hobbles. So much for the bell idea. Another time in during the moose rut a bull came into camp in the middle of the night to check out our picketed horses. It took some persistent yelling and throwing stuff at the bull to get him to leave the meadow where the horses were picketed out. So, you might need to take special precautions when camping with horses during the moose rut.

We humans with our limited sense of smell, poor eyesight, and poor hearing need to compensate for our personal safety by using our large brain and opposing thumbs. The first thing we need to do is maintain our situational awareness of potential wildland hazards and keep our brains turned on and functioning. If you stay alert and in "hunting mode" in your mind you can consider it a treat to encounter moose in the wilds. See moose and bears before they see you. That's how our ancestors stayed at the top of the food chain back when they carried stone-pointed spears.

If you can find a copy, read "Moochin Moose and Mumbling Men," by Joe Back. It's a collection of humerous problematic human/moose encounters by people who coexist with moose 12 months a year.

If you maintain your situational awareness your moose encounters will likely all become fond memories.
 
Reviving this thread to post an interesting list of moose-related attacks in Los Anchorage. One confirmed death and one suspected, out of countless close encouters

Oct. 24, 1993

Anisha McCormick's body is found in the yard of a Jewel Lake area house. Hoof marks covered the 66-year-old's body, her glasses smashed. Investigators determined she was killed by a moose.

Jan. 9, 1995

A cow moose stomps 71-year-old Myong Chin Ra to death outside the Sports Center at UAA. Chin Ra was stomped when trying to get past the moose, which had a yearling calf. Officials let the moose wander away.

Feb. 15, 1995

Cross-country skier Jill Widdicombe sustains bruises and leg injuries after being stomped by a moose in Russian Jack Springs Park. She played dead while her husband went to call for help. Troopers killed the cow moose and calf.

Feb. 28, 2005

A 6-year-old boy is stomped in a Muldoon neighborhood. A resident distracted the moose by throwing shoes. The boy broke free, suffering a split lip and headache. Police shot the moose. A neighbor had been enticing it to a porch with food.

March 17, 2006

Anchorage resident Gary Olson reports that UAA police shot a moose after it treed a student, charged another and a police car.

May 25, 2007

An 8-year-old boy outside his South Anchorage home encounters a cow moose with two newborn calves. The boy was kicked and received minor injuries. Children in the neighborhood distracted the moose until a police officer shot the cow, leaving her calves orphaned.


http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/wildlife/moose/story/367277.html
 
Moose are not afraid of anything. I worked on a horse farm in AK one winter and had to chase them off regularly; they would come in to eat the hay.

Throwing chunks of ice, frozen horse apples at them, shouting etc. They would walk slowly away (sometimes), stopping to stand and look at you.
 
It's often said that while hiking in wilderness areas to have a bell attached to your pack someplace. Make a little noise so you don't surprise any wildlife.

The recommended this in Florida. Retirees were getting eaten by gators at the local golf courses.

Did you know you can tell the size of a gator by the look of it's scat? A small gator scat is brown and small with a curl at the end. A big gator scat is large and brown and has little bells in it...
 
Facing an angry moose , The only thing this angry moose would see, is my arse! Some time said to resemble my face!
 
Moose are nasty. They'll kill you. They'll stomp you to death, and they'll kill you. If you see a moose, just {bleeping} run.

An anonymous Denali park ranger, who was giving us our "how to not get killed by Alaskan wildlife" speech.

Apparently, before the coming of western tech, the accepted Tlingit moose hunting practice was to make a fire hardened spear about 6' tall, and maybe 3" across, and then find a moose to annoy. The idea was to annoy the moose so that it would try to stomp you to death, and then at the last second curl up in a ball around the grounded the butt of the spear so that moose would impale itself as it stomped.

So, to review.

What could they have done?

A) Carried anti-moose munitions.
B) Take the rangers advice, and just {bleeping} run.
C) Carried and anti-moose spear, and bagged it using the ancient ways.

I really can't think of anything else.
 
I was up in the UP of Michigan in 1990 when a number of Mooses (meece?) were being released. Now I worked around horses for several years before moving to the UP, but DAAAMN! These things were waay bigger than any horse I'd ever been associated with. Nope. I'm a firm believer in large caliber firearms when in Meese territory.
 
You can't outrun a moose. Assuming you have no gun and the moose is charging get a large tree between you and the moose. You can get around the tree much faster than the moose can and it will not be able to get you. Eventually it will give up and go away.
 
Of course I've seen them knock spruce trees right over ;-)

The method I take is to run like a girl and dive off at a right angle into the underbrush. It's worked so far.
 
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