Favorite Gun Quotes From Movies

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"You're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the Shepard protecting my righteous @ss in the Valley of Darkness."

"Did you see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him!"

-Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

honorable mention: my favorite quote from that movie, with Marcellus Wallace holding the 12 gauge:

"Step aside, Butch."
"You OK?"
"I'm pretty f#@$ing far from OK."
 
One from Doom:

Sarge:"How about we go outside and get some...fresh air."
(Reaper moves his gun slightly, almost pointing at Sarge)
Sarge:"You gonna shoot me?"
Reaper:(shrugs)"I was thinking about it, yeah."
Sarge:"What you got left?"
Reaper:"Half a clip. You?"
Sarge:(Hefts the BFG) "I've got...One round."
 
OK. This one's been bugging me.
Clint Eastwood says: "Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy." What was the movie. It was a western, but exactly which one I can't remember.
 
I don't go to many movies, how's a novelette?
A Poul Anderson heroine, when asked how the deposed dictator should be punished, said: "We are civilized people and there is no need to be cruel and vindictive. Just take him outside and shoot him."
 
From Red Vs. Blue

From Tucker, as they make a sign to teach the alien English, and then try to get it to give them money.

"We're in luck, Caboose had his gun loaded with Crayons!"
 
"You the one killed our friend?"
Kevin Costner, "Open Range", To start one of the best gunfights in any Western movie... ever.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that s**t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your a$$. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf***er before you popped a cap in his ass."
Samuel L. Jackson, "Pulp Fiction"
 
Lord of War:

Yuriy is explaining how powerful the .357 magnum is to a warlord. The warlord shoots one of his own men.

Yuriy "Why did you do that?!"
warlord "excuse me?" (points the gun at Yuriy)
Yuriy "Now it's a used gun! How do you expect me to sell a used gun?"

:D
 
Some good lines

I can't believe nobody listed any of these.....

"those are hollowpoints, but they aren't Hydra Shock Hollowpoints!"

"Here, take mine...it's only a .375 H&H...."

"What's in there?"
"Just a few household chemicals, in the proper proportions."

and of course,

"Broke into the wrong damn rec room this time didn't you...you bastard!"

Almost anything Burt says in Tremors (or its' sequals) is a classic quoteable.

"For the first time in my life, I am completely out of ammo."

From the War Wagon (I think), Kirk Douglas and John Wayne shoot a pair of badguys at the same time...
Douglas: "Mine hit the ground first!"
Duke: "Mine was taller."

Leathal Weapon; Gibson, looking at Glover's revolver,
"Alot of older guys carry those"

The Mummy Returns
"You want the shotgun?"
"No, I prefer the Thompson."

And, from the 13th Warrior (not strictly gun related, just a good line)
"I am not a warrior!"
"Very soon, you will be!"
and
"I cannot lift this!"
"Grow stronger!"

Mister Mom
"what did you use, a .38?"
".38, .39, what ever it took."

Patriot
"Aim small, miss small."
 
BTW, the Indiana Jones scene in ROTLA, where he tosses a revolver into his suitcase, it's not a Webley. It's an N-frame S&W.
 
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark Griswold: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: It's a BB gun!
Clark Griswold: Don't tempt me. I could poke an eye out with this thing.
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
 
ok, this is from real life actually, but it's something you'd see in a movie.
guy walks into a bank with a mousegun and shouts "gimme tha money!" "i got a gun!!!"
the lady at the clerks dest looks him in the eye and as she pulls a .50cal desert eagle from under the desk she says "you call that a gun?"

and of course you can't forget the scene from scarface... "say hello to my li'l frein!"
 
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
 
Good eyes.

"BTW, the Indiana Jones scene in ROTLA, where he tosses a revolver into his suitcase, it's not a Webley. It's an N-frame S&W"-Sixgunner.
True. Smith and Wesson Hand Ejector .45ACP.
 
Can't remember what part, but on Lethal Weapon, Danny Glover said:


"He got Nailed" killing the guy w/ a NAIL GUN which was pinned to the wall of his new home to be built. lol

Nail gun is ok, right? :D
 
Just watched "Man on Fire" a ouple nights ago.....

Story line is; the young girl he's supposed to be a body guard (in Mexico City) gets kidnapped ( he takes a coupla rounds in the process).

Mother of the child asks what he's gonna do...

He says " I'm gonna do what I do best... I'm gonna kill ALL of them."
 
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I think MSH said it first in post #112

From the Good, The Bad and the Ugly....

Clint Eastwood to Tuco: "There's two kinds of People in this world. Those with loaded guns and those who dig.............. you dig."

This is definitely my all time favorite, and the one that always makes me think about the very real world implications of gun ownership and carry laws.
 
The best quote:
Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your gun…And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O”…Written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… F$%* off!
Bullet Tooth Tony - Snatch
 
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