Frightened sheeple Bit on the Tush need non gun defense

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http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/10/23/turkeys_take_to_cities_towns/

Don't let that turkey bite you on the tush.:neener:

By Keith O'Brien, Globe Staff | October 23, 2007

BROOKLINE - On a recent afternoon, Kettly Jean-Felix parked her car on Beacon Street in Brookline, fed the parking meter, wheeled around to go to the optician and came face to face with a wild turkey.

The turkey eyed Jean-Felix. Jean-Felix eyed the turkey. It gobbled. She gasped. Then the turkey proceeded to follow the Dorchester woman over the Green Line train tracks, across the street, through traffic, and all the way down the block, pecking at her backside as she went.

"This is so scary," Jean-Felix said, finally taking refuge inside Cambridge Eye Doctors in Brookline's bustling Washington Square. "I cannot explain it."

Notify the neighbors: The turkeys are spreading through suburbia. Wild turkeys, once eliminated in Massachusetts, are flourishing from Plymouth to Concord and - to the surprise of some wildlife officials - making forays into densely populated suburban and urban areas, including parts of Boston, Cambridge and, most recently, Brookline.

Some Brookline residents have welcomed the birds, happy to see wildlife strolling amid the nannies with $300 strollers and Trader Joe's shoppers. But many others worry what the keen-eyed, sometimes ornery birds might do, prompting as many as a dozen calls to the police department every day.

"Some people are getting very upset," said Brookline police animal control officer Pierre Verrier. "One of the biggest things is, they're afraid. They don't want the turkeys to get hurt. And the other thing is, they're afraid of the turkeys around their children. They don't know what they'll do."

As such, Brookline police issued a statement last month, telling residents what they should - or should not - do if they meet a wild turkey in town. The basic advice: stay away from the turkeys. But still, people keep calling police headquarters to report the strangest sight: Turkeys in downtown Brookline.

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July 20, 9:31 a.m., Rawson Road: Caller reports 18 turkeys in her backyard. "Something must be done," caller says. "It's just not right." Requests animal control officer.

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Wild turkeys - the official game bird of Massachusetts - are impressive animals that can grow to be roughly 20 pounds and 4 feet tall. By 1851, they had been eliminated from Massachusetts, a victim of hunting.

"We were turkey-less for many years," said Wayne Petersen, director of the Massachusetts Audubon Society's Important Birds Area Program. "And then we decided it would be quite nice to get them back on the landscape."

Efforts to revitalize the state's turkey population between 1911 and 1967 failed. Then, in 1972 and 1973, the state Division of Fisheries and Wildlife released 37 turkeys in the Berkshires. These turkeys survived and bred. And between 1979 and 1996, wildlife officials trapped more than 500 turkeys in the Berkshires and released them elsewhere in the state.Continued...


Maybe if the raise their arms and Gobble and run at the Turkey...... Or pepper spray, or maybe mashed potatos crannberry sauce and ........
 
I grew up in that town.
My wife teaches High School there.
Brookline is the socialist moonbat center of Massachusetts.
 
Turkey..... its whats for dinner!

July 20, 9:31 a.m., Rawson Road: Caller reports 18 turkeys in her backyard. "Something must be done," caller says. "It's just not right." Requests animal control officer.

My deep freezer would be stuffed. :evil:
 
sounds like a fine source of organtic free range turkey meat to me. I recall someone posting an article where hunters were giving deer meat to charity and the press really thought well of it.

shoot the overpopulated turkeys, have a nice thanksgiving for the hunters and give a bunch to local food banks. Makes gun owners look real good in the process.
 
MA is over run with Turkeys, Deer and Coyotes. my back yard in a suburban town has seen numerous of each. including 3 deer at once. turkeys on a weekly basis. my rather dumb golden retriever is scared crapless of turkeys, and thinks Deer are really big dogs and wants to play with them. aint no fight in that boy.
 
" They don't want the turkeys to get hurt. And the other thing is, they're afraid of the turkeys around their children. They don't know what they'll do."

Yes I could see where it would be a tough decision.
Hurt the turkey or a child?

Yes, the tree huggers have a very difficult life.
 
my rather dumb golden retriever is scared crapless of turkeys, and thinks Deer are really big dogs and wants to play with them. aint no fight in that boy.

He's a retriever, you are supposed to shoot them, and he is supposed to retrieve them, then you clean, cook, and cut up in bite sized pieces for HIM.
At least thats what my dog says anyway...
 
Master Blaster Thanks for posting this. LMAO :D

When my wife and I were dating she would sometimes come up to Kansas State Univ to visit me. There was a small zoo in Manhattan, KS that had some "domesticated" wild Turkeys that roamed around the zoo uncaged. One afternoon when we had taken a walk up to the zoo, the Turkeys started following us. My wife (girlfriend then) was a city girl and FREAKED OUT!

My sides hurt I was laughing so hard. :neener:
 
Too funny. All she had to do was face it and make a grab for its neck and it would have taken off as quickly as possible, successful grab or not. The turkey knew it had gotten the better of her. So funny, so sad.
 
Just grab'em by the neck and snap it it ain't that difficult people, I have killed several turkeys this way. Granted they were not wild but it could definetly add to the difficulty and the excitement but hell 18 in my backyard would definetly keep me busy for about an hour.
 
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:neener: They're running from FOOD!!! :neener:
 
All you country folk shouldn't be so insolent towards these people. They're in a situation that they have no idea how to deal with, and I don't think projectile weapons would be a good solution to this problem. I don't personally consider a wild turkey a significant threat to a grown person, but to a small toddler I dunno... I remember as a kid being very frightened of geese that were as tall as I was, and a 4-foot tall turkey is not a small creature at all.

A single shot could easily overpenetrate a turkey and cause a loss of life or property. The best defense to a turkey would be hands and feet or a simple stick.

Of course many THR posters will say, "Well, just go for the neck, DUH!" but you have to keep in mind that the people written about in this article are not outdoorsmen and don't have a clue as to how to deal with turkeys.

I wouldn't bother calling police as I don't think turkeys are a significant threat to anything, but they are an annoyance.
 
We have seen a huge incline in turkeys here in Maine as well. I think its great. As a kid we never had many turkeys around that I remember, now they are everywhere. I personally like it when a turkey or deer frequents my property. I am not a hunter:rolleyes:, I know I know, just not into it, Id rather take pictures and feed them than shoot them. My granpa took me huntin a bit as a kid, he soon realized I was alot happier shooting at a tin can. I am not against it, just choose not to personally. Dont get me wrong if it was chasing as biting id handle it, but other than that I say enjoy them.
 
All you country folk shouldn't be so insolent towards these people. They're in a situation that they have no idea how to deal with, and I don't think projectile weapons would be a good solution to this problem. I don't personally consider a wild turkey a significant threat to a grown person, but to a small toddler I dunno... I remember as a kid being very frightened of geese that were as tall as I was, and a 4-foot tall turkey is not a small creature at all.

A single shot could easily overpenetrate a turkey and cause a loss of life or property. The best defense to a turkey would be hands and feet or a simple stick.

Of course many THR posters will say, "Well, just go for the neck, DUH!" but you have to keep in mind that the people written about in this article are not outdoorsmen and don't have a clue as to how to deal with turkeys.

I'm from the country, myself, but having never had the oppurtunity to engage in hand-to-hand (beak?) combat with a turkey, I think I can put myself in these people's shoes. A 20 pound bird is running at me.... why not just kick it? People are a lot bigger than turkeys, I imagine if you punted it like a football and put your back into it it might discourage further attacks.
 
These people probably call animal control when they see a snake also.

My Dad got some geese some years ago. Those are mean birds. Always trying to bite at your legs when you turn your back. They like to attack with their head low so we would just lift up our foot and pin their head on the ground. They didn't like that much, but they were too dumb to remember the lesson more than 5 minutes. My Dad finally just butchered them. Now the Mallard Ducks he got, those were some really nice birds to have around. I can only imagine some of these mean turkeys are the same as the geese. If you are scared, they will try to have fun with you.
 
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