"Gangsta"! firearm buysers/shooters

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Saggin' britches....reminds me of something cute my daughter said.

My youngest daughter and I saw this older teen boy walking by. His pants were so big he had to walk around holding them up with one hand.

My girl says:"He either needs a belt or a butt." :)
 
I wish the ’bangers and ’necks weren’t strapped, but since they carry heavy, I’d better do it, too.

~G. Fink
 
About 2 years ago I was in a local shop when 4 young males enter. They wander around a bit and then one says to a salesman, "Yo, man, we needs some jack." The sales guys asks what "jack" means, when the young male whips out what was discovered to be a small .25 and says "bullets, man, ya know, jack." He then finds himself the target of 4 pistols and a shot gun from 4 sales guys and a customer. He quickly drops his gun and the 4 of them run out. I hit the floor behind a display as I did not have my CCW yet. One guy picks up the pistol and thankfully it was not loaded. The shop has since closed.
 
Down here "jack" means money. If he came into a gun store wanting "jack" and whipped out a gun he wouldn't be around to talk about it.
 
My youngest daughter and I saw this older teen boy walking by. His pants were so big he had to walk around holding them up with one hand.
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At the Dining Services I see a lot of guys wearing really loose shorts or windpants so far down that the waistband is completely below their butt. I wonder how they stay up. These aren't bangers, either. Just jocks that won't pull up their pants. Makes me want to yank 'em down around their ankles every time I get an eyeful. :cuss:
 
Some of my very best customers are banger types.
They wear the clothes, can talk the talk and are quite knowledgable of firearms, more so than many of my redneck customers.
These banger types also own their own business, pay their taxes on time, and can pass a drug test, blood or urine.
These guys buy Glocks, 1911s, and AR15s, not Jennings, Tec9s, and Brycos.
Don't judga a book by de cover.
Their money is just as green as everybody elses.
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I fly an interstellar space ship. Really.
My interstellar space ship has two wings, a piston engine, a propeller, tricycle landing gear, and says Cessna on the tail. What? Oh, yeah, maybe it is just an airplane. :rolleyes:

What you have described is simply not a "banger," by definition. "Poseur," maybe, but not a "banger."

-Jeffrey
 
I do want to clear up that when I made this post I did not make it to refer to blacks, or any other ethnic group for that matter, but rather for the entire sub-culture of dopes who listen to bad music and point their guns sideways.

I could have just as easily made a thread about inbred hill-folk who are also dangerous with their firearms.

Come to think of it...here's a story about those idiots....


At a nice out of the way range in Ioowa where you could bring garbage to shoot at these "people" brought a propane tank down range and started to shoot at it with their nasty, cheap, uncleaned SKS. It didn't bother me until I overheard them talking about how "wicked" it was going to be when it exploded. I was worried that this thing was full so I stopped them and asked if it was full and Hillbilly Jim calmed my nerves and told me that they would never shoot at a full propane tank at this range (about 50 or 60 yards)...but that I shouldn't worry because this tank was only half full.

Needless to say I packed my stuff up, and I was half hoping to hear an explosion while driving away...but no such luck.
 
the other side of this ridiculous coin is all the gangsters out there, white . black, every color, that tlka about shooting, claim to have guns, tlak abou tkilling etc, and have never even seen a real gun.
heheh.
more than once i have had idiots lift their shirt and pretend to be reaching for something that so obviuosly was NOT there.
 
the other side of this ridiculous coin is all the gangsters out there, white . black, every color, that tlka about shooting, claim to have guns, tlak abou tkilling etc, and have never even seen a real gun.
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This seems to be rather common around where I live. I see a lot of ganster-looking types that don't have guns but act tough and hostile towards everyone. When they see I am actually carrying a real gun they look like they just shat themselves.
 
I was at my local indoor range a couple of weeks ago and witnessed a shocker. A young 20 something guy was teaching two very attractive young women to shoot (both were dressed in short skirts and stiletto heels) BTW.

The guy was teaching the girls to shoot with the gun turned sideways. The shocking part was when he turned around to fully face me and I see the badge clipped on his belt...he was a DC Police Officer!
 
He then finds himself the target of 4 pistols and a shot gun from 4 sales guys and a customer. He quickly drops his gun and the 4 of them run out.
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Man! I would give anything to have been there and seen that. Probably would have started laughing right then and there when the fool dropped his gun. :D

That incident is proof positive that some people are just too stupid to live.
 
I will never, ever, forget the faces of four wannabe bangers at the range a couple years ago. They were next to me and, suprisingly, were being relatively safe and only mildly obnoxious. Then someone showed up with a new Serbu light .50. They didn't know what it was but I sure as heck did! The guy set up a couple of benches down. All the while these kids were eying the big 'Bu and making all kinds of silly remarks trying to "out gangsta" each other.

Needless to say they all crowded up in a big ball at the bench next to this guy as he was hunkering down to fire. That's when I noticed that they all had their muffs in their hands, not on their heads. I didn't have time to yell at them to put their ears on before the shot. Chaos. Yelling. Screaming like little girls. Holding their ears. Picking up do-rags. Brushing the sand out of their hair. And one guy lost two of his press-on "gold teeth" from the muzzle blast.

They left.

Brad
 
About a year ago I was at an indoor range and three guys at the last stall were shooting a rental, sideways of course. I think they hit the side wall more than the target. I was thinking about giving them some tips but then decided that they might be shooting at me down the road sometime so I changed my mind.
 
This isn't a first hand story, but my buddy who works at a range witnessed the incident first hand.

2 guys came in with a desert eagle in .50ae. The older of the two was in his mid 20's and the youger was about 9-12. The younger kept wanting to shoot the "deagle".

Finally, when it was his turn, he promptly held it sideways, onehanded, and fired. His elbow bent, and he smacked himself in the forehead with it.

I think he's pretty lucky he didn't hit himself in the eye.
 
Years ago, I was in a sandwich shop around a shady part of Indianapolis with a buddy. A kid in an oversized coat and do-rag comes in, and starts asking a lot of questions. "How much is that sandwich? Can I get it with this and not that?" All the while, kind of jerking around and looking very nervous. He finally jerks around one time too many and the snubby revolver he had stuck in his pants falls to the ground. He picks it up and runs out the door.

Turns out the guy had been in there three or four times that night, possibly casing the place. I told the employees they may want to call the cops, and my buddy and I promptly left with our food.

(BTW-This incident is what made me get my CHL).
 
Remember, only the very best and brightest are incarcerated now and only because the were targeted by "The Man",,,,,,,,,
It is sad to me that these young guys never had the guidance to allow them to see the folly of their actions.
It is a pity that twenty five is considered old age to these pillars of modern society.
It is also a shame that our modern Army, the best and most powerful in the world is run by a bunch of failed lawyers who treat a war as an ongoing crime scene,,,,Oh well :)
 
I was checking out a local gun shop last summer while a banger type was looking at pistols. The clerk handed him a SIG 226 and said "See how that feels in your hand". Customer promply sticks the handgun in the rear waistband of his running shorts. Clerk says "I said see how it feels in your hand, not in your pants!" :D

~W
 
HomeBoy Sights

We had that flyer around the store and some homeboy saw it and wanted them for his Glock...
 
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