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Are You a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? 
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> Question: How do you tell the difference between
> Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following
> question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic
> Terrorist
> with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks
> eyes
> with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
> the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
> Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot?
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question!
>
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
> him to attack?
>
> Could we run away?
>
> What does my wife think?
>
> What about the kids?
>
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
> the knife out of his hand?
>
> What does the law say about this situation?
>
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
> it?
>
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my
> children?
>
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound me?
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he was stabbing me?
>
> Should I call 9-1-1?
>
> Why is this street so deserted?
>
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
> and make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
>
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this
> with
> some friends for few days and try to come to a
> consensus.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Southern Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> Question: How do you tell the difference between
> Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following
> question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic
> Terrorist
> with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks
> eyes
> with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
> the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
> Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot?
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question!
>
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
> him to attack?
>
> Could we run away?
>
> What does my wife think?
>
> What about the kids?
>
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
> the knife out of his hand?
>
> What does the law say about this situation?
>
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
> it?
>
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my
> children?
>
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound me?
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he was stabbing me?
>
> Should I call 9-1-1?
>
> Why is this street so deserted?
>
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
> and make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
>
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this
> with
> some friends for few days and try to come to a
> consensus.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Southern Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
