Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican? Here is a little
test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 23 (.40 cal) and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to
my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We
need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so
confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to
come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click..... (sounds of
reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"
Son: "Daddy, can I shoot next time?"
Wife: "You ain't taking THAT to a taxidermist!"
test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 23 (.40 cal) and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to
my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We
need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so
confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to
come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click..... (sounds of
reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"
Son: "Daddy, can I shoot next time?"
Wife: "You ain't taking THAT to a taxidermist!"
